Looks like Kain went after an artifact that he *thought* was genuine, but looks like he was wrong. Soon as his paws touched the cursed goblet, its transformation spell went off turning his fleshy self into a small plush! Now being too small and weak to lug away his armor or vorpal sword, he leaves going back to the nearest town trying to beg some wizard to remove this curse... but all he got was either people wanting to hug him or just laugh... So he heads to the tavern to have an beer to drink, and learns even that will prove difficult to do in his cursed state!