If you don't want to get up the first time, they'll sic the little ball of energy on you. It doesn't matter how cute or innocent she might be; all that awaits you is pain and suffering.
This was originally done back when David was a human rather than a husky. Maybe I'll come back and edit it sometime.
55 pounds traveling at 32ft/sec^2 = 875 foot-pounds of energy. Knowing the high-accuracy targeting system most children seem to have, that energy will be directed at your crotch.
Still unconcerned? >:3
55 pounds traveling at 32ft/sec^2 = 875 foot-pounds of energy. Knowing the high-accuracy targeting
Oh god, Delicious! I laughed so hard on this, and then Pains of The Past Racked this body of mine, as I was a single father of 3 girls!!! Ow! They used to do that every morning daddy wanted to sleep late!
"Feed Us!"
"Turn On The TV!"
"Then we'll let you sleep on the sofa with us..."
Oh god, Delicious! I laughed so hard on this, and then Pains of The Past Racked this body of mine, a
I've had a sibling who did this. He still does because I'm such a heavy sleeper. It really isn't fun, especially if it's the shrill voice of a five-year-old.
I've had a sibling who did this. He still does because I'm such a heavy sleeper. It really isn't fun
