A whole yesterday ago, before there was school, there was once a beautiful princess who was the cutest and most coolest around. She ruled over a Kingdom that was really peaceful and everybody was happy. They sold lots of Jell-o and milkshakes. The princess had a knight because that's what all princesses have, and the knight was super smart and really brave! She was named Gwendolyn I think, but I call her Gwen because it's easier to remember.
One day an evil sorceress came and told the princess she wasn't allowed to have any cookies because it was too early in the day. She took the cookie jar away and the princess was really sad. So she sent her knight to get get the cookies, and totally kill the super evil sorceress because she's a big meanie. Gwen did all kinds of cool stuff, like climb up mountains and battle ferro... feroshis... mean monsters! And after a whole bunch of neat stuff, she made it to the evil sorceress's lair.
But the sorceress was waiting because she's smart! And she kidnapped the princess because she's a villain! And she was gonna kill her! Gwen fought the sorceress and smacked her in the butt a few times, but in the fight the princess got hit by an attack. Oh no! The princess went 'ahhh' and fell to the ground, and Gwen ran to her side to be with her as she went dead. They shared one last kiss, because the princess secretly loved the knight the whole time.
And then the knight... um...! I just remembered this story can't have a happy ending because I'm dead. And that was what I did this weekend, thank you.