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Crazy Future Part 50

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Crazy Future Part 49
Crazy Future Part 51
"You are interesting pony. I want you in my collection"

Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X -- Top Secret -- = Alternate Dawn(Son)

Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.

Warning : This story's an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn't exist.

Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with "To Love God - To Love Mortal" but in the future and more crazy. *You don't need to read "To Love God - To Love Mortal" to understand this story. It's just have many Easter egg for that story here.*

If you confused about chronology of this story, You can watch this timeline to help you => http://vavacung.deviantart.com/art/Crazy-Future-Timeli...

English Editor : http://dracoblair.deviantart.com/

Keywords
mlp 67,758, twilight sparkle 8,394, rarity 6,656, spike 6,108, ocs 4,860, future 1,094, nightmare rarity 270, background pony 212, mane6 190
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 9 years, 4 months ago
Rating: General

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HoneyScoot
9 years, 4 months ago
Hah, polygamy.
GaziPack
9 years, 4 months ago
More like... PONYgamy
-drum roll-
canine360
9 years, 4 months ago
Lame...
GaziPack
9 years, 4 months ago
-bows-
Thank you... Thank you!
I'm here all week
^_^
LPatamon
9 years, 4 months ago
LOL Omnitrix hahahahaha! XD
foxmcloud23
9 years, 3 months ago
amazing
Sentaro
9 years, 4 months ago
WHAT 0_0
Shu! Bad prince! Shu! Shu!
Oh, Celestia...I afraid Spike will see this... -__-*
genosuke
9 years, 4 months ago
  :D  :D  :D
NeksusCat
9 years, 4 months ago
I smell prince booty will get kicked~! Xp
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
See it coming from a mile away, so to speak! :P
Felino
9 years, 4 months ago
BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER
lightthewolf
9 years, 4 months ago
oh my god lolz
MrFox2020
9 years, 4 months ago
Taking all bets! Where is he going to be hit? The face? The chest? With a chair? With a book case?!?
ruink
9 years, 4 months ago
my money's on blip out
GaziPack
9 years, 4 months ago
I got 1 fire ruby that say, his balls
^_^
Jewelwriter
9 years, 4 months ago
Big betting there Omnitrix.  That'd require him to be in the other direction.  But I'll say he'll be in for making an imprint...on a wall.
GaziPack
9 years, 4 months ago
Your on!
I never said she wouldn't use magic or something to hit him ^_^
Jewelwriter
9 years, 4 months ago
PoInT!


showl
9 years, 4 months ago
5 bits says it involves the book case
Fiona
9 years, 4 months ago
I say Spike sees this and will deal with him. :3c
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
She's half dragon and just got out from the NSFW section...minor chances there, that She tops Him. ♥
appledashing
9 years, 4 months ago
in his collection... so he gets all the mares he wants, being royalty xD
LordTora
9 years, 4 months ago
It's good to be the prince.
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 4 months ago
If that was my daughter, he would be Dead Sun Dropping.

Shit... Collection? What is he, stupid?!!
(And believe me, I would not need to touch him, my daughters would render his flesh off his bones before he could take a running step away! I would take his bones and make soup out of them...)
ruink
9 years, 4 months ago
cheesy pick-up line, huh?
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 4 months ago
That is as stupid as "Baby, I would look good ON YOU!"

Not to long ago my girls took me to the Mercer Street Bar & Grill to celebrate my BDay, and some drunken Suit Wearing WallStreet Type went up to one of them and told them just that - "Baby, I would look good on you!" He got a beer mug to the side of his face and had to have his unconscious body carried out by his friends. This A-Hole did this so often to other women, that the bartender gave us free drinks after we took care of his trash. It's that we were the first to take care of the problem ourselves. And after that, he and his friends never showed up to Mercer Street Bar & Grill ever again.
ruink
9 years, 4 months ago
kick the ass of a drunk, get free drinks.  sweet deal
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 4 months ago
Many places like that in NYC. The Laws and most places has it that If the bartender has to take care of the problem, he/the place might get sued. But if a customer takes care of the trash, then fault lies on them and not the bartender/owner. So we took care of the problem and got rewarded. X^D

Some guys (like this one!) need to learn that you can't treat girls like objects.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Twilight being His mother, He must have nice manners...just His words could be horribly misunderstood...or maybe not. We'll see.
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 4 months ago
I see you cut and pasted this reply several times but that's besides the point.

But from the answer you gave, it seems that you never worked with Rich Kids before. Furthermore, We seen how Twilight "raised Spike", which is not what a parent should be doing for that little dragon literally raised himself. Thus how she raised Spike is how she would have raised her son.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
I'm just saying, that He seems awfully guilty at the moment, but no member of the Twi' Family are horrible persons. This picture alone can't label Him as a Black Sheep! We just have to wait a few pages, to see if there is something wrong with His manners.

"it seems that you never worked with Rich Kids before" A HUGE FAIL on that statement. My mother is both a nurse at the local kindergarten, substitute director of it, and occasionally She bought home kids to watch over for other people. I've met all kinds of kids, but tutoring them is what's all about. Place them in a new environment, and acting dominant around them, and most of them revert to their good side...would be a fine situation, if they would do as they please! >:3 Then again teenagers are a much tougher case...but even they will grovel, when Life will screw them over. Even adults do.

Spike's a dragon. Dragons do not need as much parenting, as ponies does. And don't forget, that Spike is adopted, where's Her son is Her flesh and blood. I think Twi' did a good job, and She had the support of Her friends to help Her out, whenever in a doubt. I still say, that His son might be a Black Sheep, but that is still up in the future.
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 4 months ago
You (and a lot of other people here) are missing my point. My point is simple - you do not have to be a good person to do good deeds and do them often as part of your life long mantra. You need to look at MLP through a different set of glasses to see what I see. Ms. Faust has made MLP as a male-bashing, fem-nazi cartoon that "Girls are better than boys" and many have fallen into that trap. At best in the MLP universe there are 4 to 10 females for every male, females make the decisions, females are the ones that save the day, and males are made to look bad (from villains to hopeless idiots - guess which one Big Mac falls into). Everything that happens in that cartoon is for the female. Not the male. Thus some fans have taken that too literal, like a couple here that constantly yell in their posts "My Twilight Can't Do No Wrong!" Even you stated "but no member of the Twi' Family are horrible persons." You guys need to rethink that. So, it is a cartoon. But it is a cartoon that is sending the wrong message.

In Twilight Sparkle's case, everything with her has been "Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! OH NO PRINCESS CELESTRIA IS GOING TO PUNISH ME!!! GOTTA FIX IT! GOTTA FIX IT! ITS ALL ABOUT ME!!" Do you think that Princess Celesrtia had to punish someone else would Twlight Sparkle try to help that one pony? I think not. Look at Trixie as the proof. Twilight has the power to save Trixie and make her a good person again, yet she refuses to raise a hoof for her.

In this case with Alternate Dawn - not only is he wrong in what he had said, he is also wrong in what he did. Two wrongs do not make a right. And that makes him guilty of being an idiot (and in some places in this world - sex crimes for unwanted and forced  contact). In real life this has happened many times to my 3 daughters, and in each case, they wiped the floor with the idiot's face after giving him 1 chance to redeem himself. I was there to witness this a few times. Mind you, they are in their mid 30s - two medical doctors and a security consultant for Microsoft - LOL!

In my time I have been a teacher, police officer, life guard, EMT and video game programmer. I've earned my millions and gave what my girls needed as a single dad raising 3 girls. But in teaching rich kids, If I do not get their respect within the first 30 seconds of first meeting them, they would have stomp on me for the rest of the school year. I never gave them the chance, but I have seen other teachers running out of their classrooms crying because of these out of control kids. As a Police Officer I have arrested rich kids and their parents. As a lifeguard and EMT, I have saved them from death and drowning. As a video game programmer - I entertained them and everyone with the code I wrote on 8bit systems long ago.

Thing is this, Killereye. Go back to my first statement of this post, "you do not have to be a good person to do good deeds and do them often as part of your life long mantra." I do what I do in life because it's my will to do so, but all the good I have done in my life does not make me a good person. If you personally knew me, you may find me honorable, generous and overall a nice guy. Cross me, use me, do bad to me and you will find yourself in a situation of "Oh shit! How I got here?!!" Then don't think of coming back either because if you do, you will be placed in a worst situation than the first and not able to return.

But this is a fan fiction creation of the MLP Story. It has great art. It has a decent story line. But there are a few elements with it that I do not agree with. This is just one of them. My posts are of my opinions of my agreement, disagreement, and liking and disliking thereof. We can agree to disagree, but no one is going to change my mind on the subject unless some amount of evidence is dragged in kicking and screaming to prove me wrong.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
"In this case with Alternate Dawn - not only is he wrong in what he had said, he is also wrong in what he did. Two wrongs do not make a right."

Assuming this is really happening. Always expect plot twists!

Don't we bring too much reality into this convo? You are right about the structure of the MLP:FiM universe, but it was mainly directed toward girls, and I must admit, that it is a bit feminist simply because it'll get more easily liked by the girl audience. FiM has simply outgrown girls and has become unisex, and now the stallions are portrayed dumber then the mares. It's Equestria - Suck it up! There are many positive examples, that stallions are not as oppressed as one might assume. It's an extremist's point of view.

Back to the comic: What A.D. does here is wrong...but what kind of stallion he is is yet to be seen. Being judgemental based on irl experience is allowed, but wrong, when you try to force it on a non existing comic. Just let us wait and see how the story unfolds.

Thanks for the convo! It was...interesting. :)
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 3 months ago
You're right. What kind of Pony A.D. is remains to be seen. But everyone has only 1 chance to make that first impression a good one, and he has ruined it.

We will have to see how it turns out in the next submission of the comic. I have a damn funny feeling that somebody is going to jump a shark when it comes out.
tallnbuilt
9 years, 3 months ago
" ElfenSciuridae wrote:
. At best in the MLP universe there are 4 to 10 females for every male.......


I believe I speak for every Straight Man here when I say... THIS IS NOT A BAD THING!!!!  As soon as they hit 18 it is now super fun time!!!
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 3 months ago
You sound like you are 16.

First off, there are rituals to follow, and in a female hierarchy society, they tell the males what, when, where and how to do things. The male has no choice in the matter. And to be chosen to be the one to mate with, a male has a lot of competition with what few males are there. A young Buck like 18 year old you have no way in winning on your first few years, so you end up not getting any nookie for all that time. Either way, win or lose, you end up being somebody's butt monkey. And if you do not like being somebody's butt monkey, you can leave.

And don't you dare think that you can force your way onto somebody. Sex laws in a female society, the male can never win. If you try, in the very least they will cut your balls off.

So, in this Female Pony Universe, do everyone and yourself a favor if you want to win: Get a Life, Get an Education, Get a job, and Get to be Known as the best you can be. Being Dumb, Stupid, Unemployed, Excuses Making Loser is not going to get you anywhere as a male in a female ruled world. Just like it is in REAL LIFE.
tallnbuilt
9 years, 3 months ago
1: you are taking this way to seriously.
2: I meant that when the MARE's hit 18 it is fun time for men. 4:1 and 10:1 are much better odds than the 1:1 odds we have in reality. Men could be more real in such a situation. IRL we have to Lie and Pretend to be Fairy tale princes to have a chance. That or be a total A-hole. No Idea why, but jerks these days are somehow chick magnets. Hense the saying "Nice guys Finish last".
ElfenSciuridae
9 years, 3 months ago
This not too serious. Look at nature itself. Most males need to establish themselves as the Alpha of the group before they can mate, and even then, he would win out over all the other males, but if the females want somebody else, somebody else they will have. It is like that with real horses in the wild. And Wilderbeasts, and other assorted creatures, including the king of Beasts himself - The Lion.

And how do you know it's 18? In RL, a horse only lives up to 18 in the wild, late 20s domesticated in a barn. Female horses are ready to breed when they are between 4 and 7, depending on when they get their first heat. This is not taking it way too seriously, this is a fact.

Now I'm going to take it seriously here -
" tallnbuilt wrote:
I believe I speak for every Straight Man here when I say... THIS IS NOT A BAD THING!!!!  As soon as they hit 18 it is now super fun time!!!


You did not mention "Mare" here. You said "They" after talking about males. So, this little confusion is from pronoun trouble. Thus in speaking about "males", I point out how a female society would treat an 18 year old stallion. Since that Young Buck has not established himself "as a man", getting nothing more than a "Boot to the head" sounds about right.
helix86
9 years, 4 months ago
wait what? so he doesn't like bein called prince cause it makes him feel like a canterlot snob but he's perfectly fine with bein one of those assholes who treats women like objects. -_-
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Twilight being His mother, He must have nice manners...just His words could be horribly misunderstood...or maybe not. We'll see.
helix86
9 years, 4 months ago
well id hope not cause i can't see how t would even be possible for him to grow up to be anything like that, nor do i see it possible for him to be able to see anypony as just some specimen twilights generally the type to make sure to raise him to know better then that
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Right? I think so too...Yet, ElfenSciuridae just a bit above thinks otherwise. But that's the best thing in art: It can inspire individuals in a different way. Cool. I'll just wait and see what is going on, when a few more pages will be posted!
helix86
9 years, 4 months ago
'But that's the best thing in art: It can inspire individuals in a different way.'
that's true within reason. people love to use artistic creativity as an excuse when they do random off the wall stuff but they always forget art is supposed to inspire people in various ways not say 'uhh what'.
its the same for writing more or less, artistic creativity means you can do pretty much anything you want with any character you want but a good story keeps in mind that no matter what liberties you take with a story that its still believable and draws you in.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Minor 'uhh what's are acceptable, if they are explained quickly. But what you said, is also true. :)
tnick123
9 years, 4 months ago
Im assuming his 'collection' is on girls he kissed. not like an Actual collection but like I have collected this many kisses from girls. That kinda Collection
ruink
9 years, 4 months ago
let it be known, books can never tell you the best pick-up lines
UltraSonic
9 years, 4 months ago
"THIS IS AWESOME!" *WWE Universe chant*
Pory
9 years, 4 months ago
"collection"? What an asshole he must be? Oo poor Twiligt.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Twilight being His mother, He must have nice manners...just His words could be horribly misunderstood...or maybe not. We'll see.
Fresnor
9 years, 4 months ago
Spike Daddy Senses tingling?
admael7014
9 years, 4 months ago
Suddenly I'm getting some serious Zelos Wilder vibes from this guy.
Magnic
9 years, 4 months ago
Err... people you realize that "collection" can mean "collection of rare species", right? He may be acting like that to get her to willingly take part in his experiments. Don't forget that he is Twilight's son.
TheDragonEmperor
9 years, 4 months ago
Well that shipping didn't take too long.
GaziPack
9 years, 4 months ago
-twilight and discord hang their heads in shame-
Where did we go wrong?
RoseEclipz
9 years, 4 months ago
He looks like King Sombra, i dont see Discord in him.
DarkBlue666
9 years, 4 months ago
If you hit that play button on "Do You Wanna Touch (Me)" I'll smack ya! XD
bandanathedark
9 years, 4 months ago
I'm just going to put this out and say that Sparity might be day-dreaming.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
...about being added to a "collection"????? Messed up daydreams She is having! XD
DangerDragon
9 years, 4 months ago
Collection? does he mean harem? XD
lucky prince
MrSkies
9 years, 4 months ago
Countdown to two very angry and very powerful parents showing up
DJG
DJG
9 years, 4 months ago
Yes, because that's the first thing you say when first meeting somepony.
PowderedToastMare
9 years, 4 months ago
Yeeeeaaah that didn't sound creepy at all.
Boochnox
9 years, 4 months ago
With her father being a dragon and her mother being the Nightmare this dude is cruising for all kinds of trouble X3
Firerush
9 years, 4 months ago
Well that's not creepy at all.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Maybe a bit...nope. Not at all! >:3
Blazinroc88
9 years, 4 months ago
Well I called it (among many others) pages ago...

I am really hoping thought that he is being a creepy gentlecolt and not a big bag of feminine hygenie products.

As for Spike's daddy senses tingling....plausible, but I am placing my bet down on completely embarrassed blushing and confusion. I don't think Sparity will strike Alternate Dawn, but I do suspect that she will back off a little and wonder "WTB just happened!!??"
FantaZea
9 years, 4 months ago
collection? o_O
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Cephee
9 years, 4 months ago
That escaladed quickly o_Ò
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
+1
lerwin
9 years, 4 months ago
is he the type to have a herd or does he just act like slughorn from harry potter i wonder.
Sinchu99
9 years, 4 months ago
These 2 fell in love faster than main characters in Disney movies
RoadkillGambia
9 years, 4 months ago
So he's the one making all the pony contract cards. Interesting. Though a little forward, clearly he's not an english gentlecolt like Negi Spingfield.
newer1
9 years, 4 months ago
Given that he is Twilight's son he probably collects samples of rare magic creatures. Made up science says best method is through the lips. Being Twilight's son means no social graces whatsoever so he just collects and explains after massive humorous misunderstandings at a later point. Likely after pain.
AnibarutheCat
9 years, 4 months ago
:D
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
What are you dumb-smirking at? :P
Taoaliah
9 years, 4 months ago
this pony is in for a world of testicular hurt!   i hope that her mom walks in... >3  busted...WHAM! xD
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Every mom is happy, when their little boy is popular/lucky with the ladies! N.Rarity might be a tougher case!
Taoaliah
9 years, 3 months ago
true, but her dragon father...not nearly so much
Killereye
9 years, 3 months ago
It's best to leave fathers out of the whole picture in general...or there will be blood.
AnonymousUserTheOnly
9 years, 4 months ago
hmmm...  someone seems to be a very prolific lover, seeing as how there is a reference to a "collection" of some sort.  watch the exes show up and hand him a brutal smackdown for two-timing them.
PrysmTKitsune
9 years, 4 months ago
Your all asumeing he means some kind of mare colection but keep in mind magical nature he may be useing the kiss to swipe a bit of her magical essence...*snickers* in which case hes even 'more' of a jerk.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Or maybe He makes a clever save and tells (right after the slap or not) Collection of beautiful mares that granted me a kiss...or similar charming titles. That could dull the edges... XP
PrysmTKitsune
9 years, 4 months ago
nother thought i had too...sparity was reading naughty romance novels...maybe she is day dreaming or fell asleep and this sequence is her dreaming not realy whats happening?
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Maybe... :P
annonymouse
9 years, 4 months ago
Considering the subject matter Sparity was reading only moments prior... This has got to be happening inside her head.
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Also a possibility...but then She might be a bit messed up, because of "what collection" does She thinks on anyway??? :P
Killereye
9 years, 4 months ago
Sparity is half-dragon and was seconds ago in the NSFW section...I'd say She tops Him...  >:3
But true: Being instantly added to a "collection of uncertain nature" does sounds a bit turn-off-ish! Lets see, if you can save yourself there, pal! >:I
Boothefox
9 years, 4 months ago
Those words arent usually good
Melinon83
9 years, 4 months ago
Damn thing ... I knew it ... I KNEW IT !!!!!
What I have announced 3 pages Ago???
Here, read for yourself:

uhm .... Wait Sparity is in the room Secret of Twilight ... Twilight's son is crashing the regals ... uhm Sparity is a Girl and Twi has a Son a BOY ... i lake upcoming something. .. i become a lot of Laughs If They Both .... * * zensored nooo i dont think so ... or? Eveltually is this true .. Possible We'll see it on the next pages
hikari100
9 years, 4 months ago
Why do I smell trouble in the future?
DDDAfterDark
9 years, 4 months ago
so he wants her in his harem?... or his "little black book" so to speak? interesting
AstralFrankie
9 years, 4 months ago
HELLO!  He works quick.  He better hope Spike doesn't show up.
CyberianRenamon
9 years, 3 months ago
Oh daddy is going to be so pissed at the prince... I hope he can run fast.
DigiThing
9 years, 3 months ago
Clams to not be a snob from canterlot, Acts just like one. wow what a dick.
Stryderfox
9 years, 3 months ago
:)
ReadingReader
8 years, 11 months ago
oh jese how many Blue Bloods are there?
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