No, there was nothing wrong with my enunciation. My poor Milkie, for such large ears you appear to be hard of hearing. Here, have this bowl of soup and sit by the fire, old age appears to be speedily upon you this winter.
No, there was nothing wrong with my enunciation. My poor Milkie, for such large ears you appear to
Oh, I understand the implication of fish dicks clearly. But I prefer the more tender..succulent flesh. Not the gristle and cartilege. No real nutrition there.
Oh, I understand the implication of fish dicks clearly. But I prefer the more tender..succulent fle
Now, I don't think you quite fit the bill as being Undead, but then she's not picky. There're mortals who have the means and capability to combat the forces of demons and their ilk. But pay you? Her currency is demon souls at that point, buddy! All her coin comes straight outta Nori's treasury.
Now, I don't think you quite fit the bill as being Undead, but then she's not picky. There're mortal
Hey, I died and now run on blood magic, and am apparently immortal and unkillable, so I think that qualifies. Punching your way out of the afterlife has to count for SOMETHING. I just also happen run on food and water and sleep and stuff on top of that, which is slightly less undead. Kind of a grey area, but overzealous paladins are always trying to smite me, so I think it counts.
Getting paid out of Nori's treasury sounds just fine, it's probably my own cash anyway (I swear I'm the only one who pays rent around the castle). I also take payment in the form of food, ammo, and occasionally the opportunity to violence someone who really has it coming.
Hey, I died and now run on blood magic, and am apparently immortal and unkillable, so I think that q
Well, if you died and came back to life, then you're undead! That is the definition, regardless of whatever extenuating circumstances now surround you.
Food she can do, one would suppose. She may not need it but things still taste good, so long as she hasn't let herself go for a while. If you think keeping up appearances is hard now, try being in her shoes! Liches aren't known for being attractive, it takes a lot of mojo for that. Fortunately her mojo comes from powerful demon souls, so the people she thumps are usually the sorts who deserve what's coming to them.
Well, if you died and came back to life, then you're undead! That is the definition, regardless of w