The Devil went up tae Ross-Shire, he was looking to steal a soul,
He rubbed his hands, traversing land, up the River Ness he stole.
When he stumbled on a python, shredding on a Les Paul, shining white,
Then the Devil laughed loud, and he shouted out, “Snakeboy, that sounds alright!”
“Now snakeboy, you sound like the best, but I highly doubt that’s true
I’d bet my tight li’l hole against your soul, that I’m much better than you!”
“Well, I’m KG,” says the python, “An’ I’m afraid ye’ve jumped the gun,
When I win, you’ll be walkin’ weird for many weeks tae come!”
KG, tune up that Les Paul and channel up some Slash,
Cause Satan’s skills are worth over a billion quid in cash.
And if you win, you get to penetrate the Devil’s hole,
But if you lose, THEN HE WITHDRAWS YOUR SOUL!
The Devil summoned his guitar, a fiddle made of gold,
An axe so evil, it would hurt a normal man to hold.
And as he tuned the strings, the echoes shook the very ground,
And his Minions joined in, and this was their evil sound:
When The Devil finished, KG said “I like the way ye played,
But you’re gonnae squeal when you see this deal’s the worst ye’ve ever made!”
“The slagging's over, the contest's won,
Devil’s in the place where there is no sun,
Can’t say whether it’ll hurt like Hell,
When I fill your ass with my serpent gel!”
The Devil's head was in his hands, he knew he'd just been slapped
And prepared himself to sit down in the Iron Python's lap.
As Satan pulled his pants down, and KG gazed upon his ass,
KG said “Hammerin’ that’ll be a fuckin’ blast!”
And then they,
Fucked for hours without no break,
With Satan impaled on KG’s stake
KG’s cock was rammed up to the hilt,
Wasn’t too long ‘fore the Devil was filled!
This is the first piece of work I've been properly proud of!
When it was mentioned that
played guitar, my first thought was of me and him as Johnny and Satan in "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"!
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED O.O
