Yet another cross over pic of Digimon Tamers and Jack the webcomic; Oh how I love Guilmon and Fnar!
Guilmon: Oh hello... what's your name?
Fnar: My name's Fnar, yours?
Guilmon: My name's Guilmon, umm where are we...?
Fnar: In a crossover silly, but let's call this purgatory, since it seems more natural.
Guilmon: Umm... okay, why am I in purgatory?
Fnar: Well it seems you had brought so baggage with you from your current life, so you haven't been able to move on properly, it's not that you were bad or anything, but perhaps a traumatic happened to you.
Guilmon: Really, like what?
Fnar: Well according to my Uncle Jack, he's the Grim Reaper, he told me that your record said; that you were raped by your stalker pedophile girlfriend Renamon, when you were illegally intoxicated trying to deal with your break-up with Palmon, by the aid of your treacherous best friend Patamon, who handed you over to her even though he knew she had an unhealthy attraction to you.
Fnar: Apparently that's why your here.
Guilmon: I-I... I wasn't... raped...?!
Fnar: You were Guilmon, and apparently you brought that pain with you into the afterlife, which is why you didn't go to Heaven... Since you secretly always knew the truth.
Guilmon: Yeah... so... where's Patamon and Renamon anyway...?
Fnar: Oh, they're both in Hell.
Fnar: Yeah, Patamon met Lucifer because of his betrayal to you, and Renamon is with my father because of her lust for you.
Guilmon: Wait... your father...?
Fnar: Yeah, my father, in life he was a murderous sociopath, psychopath, and rapist, he's name is Drip Tiberius Rat and he made a deal with Lucy or Lucifer, and became the "Sin of Lust", he also a pedophile as well.
Fnar: My Daddy raped me...
Guilmon: Oh... I'm so sorry... But it was just an innocent prank they pulled on me that night!
Fnar: Well it was a prank too far and apparently they never apologized for it; also it's okay...
Guilmon: Oh man...
Fnar: Don't worry Guilmon... Hell isn't forever... If your maybe friends feel bad for what they did and ask God for forgiveness, they'll leave that place, be able to try life again, and have a better chance to get into to Heaven... Just like you...
Guilmon: I guess that's okay then... I guess the two of us do have something in common then...
Fnar: Apparently... So want to give life another try...?
Guilmon:... Okay then Fnar... as long as you come with me.
Fnar: THEN LET'S GO!! XD Hey if we're lucky, maybe we'll be reborn as brothers or something.
Guilmon: Let's find out then. Wait how did I die again?
Fnar: I don't know my Uncle Jack didn't tell me...
Guilmon: Well how did you die?
Fnar: I died in my Mommy's stomach, when she died.
, digimon tamers
, comic character
, david hopkins
, jack webcomic
, fox-rat hybrid
4 years, 8 months ago
22 Aug 2014 15:05 CEST
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