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by Danaume

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Ok, she understood why the bear was mad. Her bow wrote a check her quiver couldn't cash. To be fair, had she hit the eye socket like she had intended, they wouldn't be having this... discussion... right now. So yeah, the bear had a reason to be mad. She just wished he didn't also have that erection...

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male 1,185,426, female 1,075,020, bear 48,748, fantasy 26,659, kobold 11,799, armor 9,241, chase 1,988, weapons 1,318, archery 248

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Type: Picture/Pinup

Published: 10 years, 5 months ago

Rating: Mature

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Furlips

10 years, 5 months ago

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Tired, gasping for breath, she drops to her knees and looks skyward, "Please Lord, I'm sorry for everything I've done, I'll be better, I promise. Can you please give this bear some religion?"

There is a clap of thunder, and just as he reaches her, the bear drops to his knees, looks up at the sky and places his paws together, "Thank you Lord for this meal we are about to receive."

Bunners

Nimble

10 years, 5 months ago

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Kobolds~~

vampireruler

10 years, 5 months ago

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she should have aimed at his crotch first, put him in too much pain to move and get off a better shot

Rakaziel

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ vampireruler

But she only had one arrow.

vampireruler

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ Rakaziel

well then she was stupid, who goes on an advebture with only one arrow!?Stock up first!

Danaume

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ vampireruler

Who said this was the beginning of the adventure?

vampireruler

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ Danaume

.............good point at least have a backup blade though! I'm betting she's been defeated by bandits before and the outcome was...........sticky.

TheAtomicDog

10 years, 5 months ago

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heh.
Reminds me of the sketch Gary Larson did for his The Far Side compendium, as frontispiece for the "reader reactions" section.
It was entitled "Stimulus/Response".

Tamber

10 years, 5 months ago

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Ooh, will there be a follow-up if (when?) he catches her? :p

Keristrasza

10 years, 5 months ago

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this picture hits me so funny, its just, lol

ha ha

the description made it

Iffy350

10 years, 5 months ago

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Head shots do not work that way! GOOD NIGHT!

EvilBastich

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ Iffy350

Actually it can if the bear wasn't in rage mode and she had better aim..... I know because I've taken down a Kodiak with a crossbow, hitting it in the head with a 150 gr broad tip......

Iffy350

10 years, 5 months ago

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Edited 10 years, 5 months ago by Owner

@ EvilBastich

You didn't get the obvious Futurama reference?

Edit: Also, you shouldn't kill Alaskan Kodiaks.

EvilBastich

10 years, 5 months ago

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@ Iffy350

Actually it was in Canada and why not? They taste just as good as grizzly......

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