Have you ever tried space soap? It's not really soap, it's just...
1. Space. In soap form! Pulls grime off of you like the vacuum of space! 2. muh granny's fav'rite stories. She done been watchin' dem stories 'er 'ole life, she has! 3. this new meal replacement substitute, right, made out of 100% authentic synthetic vat-grown protein analog in a zero-G environment. It's called soap because it looks about the same! and also makes you want to eat soap to get rid of the taste...
*Have you ever tried space soap? It's not really soap, it's just... 1. Space. In soap form! Pulls g