This is why you never, ever eat Chuck E. Cheese pizza! (Actually, a guy I know worked for one of those "pipe organ pizza" places in the 70s, and the owner tried to cut costs with a plastic fake cheese. He tested it on employees, who pronounced it so abominably bad that he didn't buy the product.)
Poor Pizza Pie-- I mean, Pinkie Pie. This is why you never, ever eat Chuck E. Cheese pizza! (Actual