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Coyote vs. Lightning

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by mreiof
First in pool
Coyote vs. Lightning
Today's forecast: A cold front—followed by a hot rear.

Story: featuring WB's Wile E. Coyote. It's summer and the desert is even more parched than usual. Coyote appeals to the spirit world to bring needed rain. He dons his rainmaking gear and performs a traditional dance. However, his garb is open in the back, revealing his swaying rear end. His furry buttocks jiggle invitingly and the spirits, ever unpredictable, assume this rump-shaking act is an offering to them. A dark cloud materializes and, before Coyote can claim success, a bolt of lightning rips into his exposed backside. The blast sends his butt-cheeks bouncing, which inspires the spirits to launch another bolt, and then another. Soon Coyote is doing a "paindance," with his gyrating backside provoking repeated strikes of lightning. Under continuous fire, his buttocks ignite! Even worse, his frantic fanny-shaking only helps fan the flames that crackle on his bottom. Poor Coyote! With his fanny on fire he can't hold still. His seething buttocks jiggle helplessly as more thunderbolts streak toward his flaming rump like heat-seeking missiles. He can only pray for the agonizingly elusive rain (which finally begins to appear!).

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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 4 years, 5 months ago
Rating: General

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MrSOCKS
4 years, 5 months ago
Given just how terribly dry our real American Southwest is right now, I'd take a few lightening bolts to my own wiggling rear, if it meant generous moisture from heaven.
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
You, sir, are the generous one! As for myself, I'd do a raindance/buttfire for the fun of it (bring a camera). But here's hoping the drought breaks whatever our predilections. ^l^
MrSOCKS
4 years, 5 months ago
The phenomenon called El Nino is supposed to be reactivating this year. When this occurrence  is in full swing, we'll get rain/snow again.
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
Are you in the desert Southwest? (Curious.)
MrSOCKS
4 years, 5 months ago
Indeed I am. And the drought here is most severe. Even the cacti are drying up and dying.
We.
Need.
Rain.
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
Am rooting for you. Here in NY, we've had an abundance of precip. Will try to dance/steer/cajole our rainclouds your way.
MrSOCKS
4 years, 5 months ago
It would be tremendous if you could do that...
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
*cues raindance music: Billy Cobham's "Crosswinds"*
WhiteArcanine
3 years, 9 months ago
I read that as Jareth saying that and got really wet. O.O
Azriel087
4 years, 5 months ago
poor guy and excellent work
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
Coyotes… always on the losing end. (And, Thanks!!)
nelson88
4 years, 5 months ago
This  is  an  incredible  artwork!Really  niceeee!^^
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
Hehe!! Thank you so much!! *dances, shakes fanny*  ^.^
nelson88
4 years, 5 months ago
My  pleasure!^^
binaryfox
4 years, 5 months ago
mmm wow. pretty cool
more burning and stings buttocks of Wile^^
mreiof
4 years, 5 months ago
Yes! Wile keeps on dancing, shaking his flaming buttocks!!
*/lightning stings buttocks/* Ouch!! */lightning stings buttocks/* Ouch!! */lightning stings buttocks/* OUCH!! *buttocks burn and jiggle*  ^.^
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