I'm back after that incident with the necklace, and I've decided to explore some more. This time I decide to excavate mines in Germany. Here I discover a glowing cow idol, sitting on a pedestal. I pick it up, unaware of any consequences.
Soon after picking up the idol, however, my body starts changing! Hooves pop out of my gloves and boots, a tail and udder destroy my pants, my ears and horns begin to lift my hard hat, and my physique starts to tear my shirt! I drop my pickaxe and the idol, now an anthro cow, shocked at this turn of events!
The changes slow down as I finish transforming into a brown cow with a huge udder. My hard hat is lopsided on my head. My torn shirt and gloves lie on my body, while my pants and boots lie torn on the ground. The idol (now human) has fallen to the ground, broken to pieces. I look to it in realization that I won't be able to change back to a human, with no hope of repairing the idol with my new hooves!