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Damage Report for Codename-DJINN: - Loss of residential structural integrity within the Neo-Xiphos district. - Electrical grid and associated transformers suffered nominal harm. Utility trucks dispatched. - Two meter-wide craters in the center of South Nui’s main cul-de-sac. - Three cars totaled (by culprit). - Eleven injuries, zero causalities. CAUSE: Prominent gang ringleader. STATUS: Subject apprehended. Awaiting trial. VERDICT: Sustained. Minimal collateral damage. COMMENTS (Recorded Transcription): “Bleedin’ ‘ell. Didn’t think’a up ‘n’ comin’ recruiter would be acting the maggot in ah public venue! You’d think you’d wanna little shady when yur that dodgy! Unfortunately, he wasn’t so off his nut that’d he go ordinance-nip; so he did give the ol’ Djinn a fight! Took ‘im ‘bout an hour 'er so to neutralize ‘im which, for a bloke that knackered, is a long ass time! ‘Course, neither me nor Djinn expected the dipstick to be roided to the gills. Dat correctional facility on 55th is gunna jes’ luv his temperament, too! Now, oh digital report, if you’ll excuse me – I’m gunna have ah snap at the divvy van of cops and make sure our perp’s nice and snug.” |