Tim's Experimentation Log
Item Name – Brazille Nuts
Packaging – The nuts come packaged in a bag containing however many a patron fills them with, normally ten.
Item Appearance – . The nut are near perfectly spherical, and approximately 5 inches in circumference. The nuts are unshelled prior to being put out to the general public for sale.
Item Taste – The item is salty and sweet, with a mild bitter aftertaste.
Effect of First Dose – Before taking the first dose I removed my pants and underwear, I measured the circumference of my testicles. Each testicle measured 4 inches in circumference. A slight tightness in my scrotum was relieved moments later when it had to expand to accommodate them. The final measurements of the initial dosing were 8 inches each in circumference.
Effect of Second Dose – The bitter aftertaste may need to go to make these items more marketable. It will take further resting to assure if this is a good idea. Testicle circumference measurement is 12 inches each; or each testicle being a full foot around.
Effect of Third Dose – The aftertaste is just as affirming as before, as were the odd feeling and growth, giving me a testicle circumference of 16 inches each.
Effect of Fourth Dose – The feeling is becoming odd as my testicles continue to expand. They are increasingly sensitive and very heavy. Their final circumference of this dose is 20 inches around each.
Effect of Fifth Dose – The weight is really starting to get to me. I think regular exercise might not be a bad idea if I expect to continue expansion with doses that increase a single body part. I have had to settle into a chair. Current circumference is 24 inches, two whole feet around each.
Effect of Sixth Dose – The chair is not creaking yet, though I doubt that will last the next dose or two might change that situation. My testicle circumference is now 28 inches each.
Effect of Seventh Dose – While I am grateful to the chair's reinforced structure there is something to be left desired to the size of my chair and the aforementioned aftertaste. Current circumference is now 32 inches, fat too large for a chair to hold.
Effect of Eighth Dose – Current circumstances being as they are, I can almost rest my body upon these testicles. Aftertaste aside, my circumference is 36 inches, 3 feet, still more to go.
Effect of Ninth Dose – While experimenting to give a more pleasant aftertaste resulted in no aftertaste at all, I took the penultimate dose and learned to rest comfortably on my huge testicles and scrotum, seeing as each has reached 40 inches, or exceeded a meter in circumference.
Effect of Tenth Dose – Final dosing came as a pleasant surprise, as he bitter aftertaste had dissipated, though I still intend to remove it for more sensitive tongues altogether. Final dosing had my testicles reach 44 inches in diameter.
Experiment Conclusion – Apart from improving the aftertaste to become sweet and salty like the main taste, I also added a limiter to some nuts, ranging them from one inch added to diameter to four inches in diameter.
