Do not mess with somebody who can jump and hoist a sword that high while wearing plate armor unless you are a dumb skeleton.
Danny J. Paint encounters skeletons in what was supposed to be a spooky crypt. I don't know if this quite qualifies but it definitely has spiderwebs in it.
Another commission sort of thing. It was probably a more elaborate request than I should have accepted, but it could have been far worse. It could have had lizards in it. I am not offering them currently. Certainly not ones like this!