"On a dark evening, the moon reflects an abnormal hue of violet: an illusion created from the smoke rising into the atmosphere, smoke from the crash of an alien vessel. A pack of horrifying, lagomorphic aberrations emerge from the velvety opening of a smoldering pod. Not a voice is uttered - in fact, among the quiet smoke rising from the forest, not a single sound is heard. Their eyes flicker with a celerity that make it impossible to understand; too fast for Morse Code, too vibrant for anything else. Each word, each phrase, they transfer as brief as a scan of a bar code. They bound and hop and dance from their crash site – oh, so adorable to the onlooker! And yet, when the inhabitants of this planet begin to make themselves aware, the lagomorphic creatures know that their directive will be simple to achieve. Each step they take made their bodies look more and more enticing to the earthlings. Pink, glistening rubber, wide hips, perked ears, and a light display not unlike their televisions. Unknown to the earthlings, the creatures' eyes are their communication, and with each bombardment of the lights, they are given a persuasion equal to a thousand inspiring speeches, a hundred rallying calls, a dozen sweet talks from your girl. Paralyzing, espousing... those that simply gaze upon the creatures are helplessly raptured for their nefarious plot. It was clear these creatures have only one ill intent: invasion. Hide your children! Barricade your homes! For once you look upon a bunnik. you will be ensnared by their superior alien intelligence and forever enslaved to a fate worse than death. A hive mind bent on one cause: the bunnygeddon of earth! Tremble in fear and see if you can escape the... LAGOMORIA: INVASION OF THE COSMIC BUNNIKS."
An anonymous commission! Our mysterious patron also wrote the description (which I edited some). Be on the look out for more of these bunnies in the future.