Sonadow: Poker Face Extras 3: Drunk Problems
It was a normal day in the realms, Shadow was taking care of a few bills he had been checking and some papers from the kingdom. Sonic came to bring him some tea, "Hey here is you tea that Rouge told me to give you" said Sonic, "I told her coffee" said Shadow, "Yeah about that I think you should give the coffee thing a rest you have been drinking too much coffee and makes you super" said Sonic, "So?" he asked. "Shadow you need to watch over your health it's not safe" said Sonic, "I'm dead" said Shadow, "No your not your just semi dead kind of like a zombie but Rouge said your body has too much caffeine and it can effect your flames now drink this" said Sonic giving him a pill, "There is no way in hell I am swallowing that thing" said Shadow, "Oh yes you are now open your mouth" said Sonic, Shadow shock his head, "Shadow the hedgehog I am asking you in a nice way" Sonic was getting mad. Shadow looked at him and turned back to his papers, "Are you ignoring me?" asked Sonic, Shadow just started to write something in the papers. "Shadow you listen to me you are drinking this pill now!" yelled Sonic holding the pill in front of his face but Shadow clearly keep writing and then gave him a drawing about himself hanged, "That is the most stupid thing I've ever seen from a old man" said Sonic, "I am not old!" yelled Shadow, "THEN TAKE THE FUCKING PILL!" yelled Sonic, Shadow grabbed it and threw it away. Sonic looked at the pill and glared at Shadow, "Did you just did that?!" he asked, Shadow continue to ignore him, "Oh that's it you want a war then let's start" Sonic pulled out another pill and push Shadow's seat down making him fall. Sonic got on top, Shadow tried to get him off by punching him, "Sonic what the hell?!" he yelled, Sonic grabbed him by the neck and punch him the face like two times. "You will take the pill even if I have to make you swallow it through your ass!" yelled Sonic, "Try me!" yelled Shadow. Sonic put the pill in his mouth and cover it, he grabbed the tea "Now swallow it!" Sonic pour the tea all over Shadow. Sonic then got off him, "And that is more like it" said Sonic, Shadow got up and grabbed Sonic pressing him against the wall, "Worst mistake of your life now you will pay by getting a very big burn on that face of yours" said Shadow getting his hands on flames. Sonic cross his arms and moved his face away mad, "Well fine if this is what I get for caring for your stupid health then do it" said Sonic. Shadow inflame his arms as much as he could but when he saw that Sonic looked at him with a concern face that looked kind of sad but wasn't. Shadow calmed down and make the flamed go away, "You and your sexy face" said Shadow crossing his arms. Sonic hugged his neck and kiss his cheek, "I love you too" he said. Shadow was still a bit mad and moved his head away. "Awwww come on don't be mad at your Soniku" said Sonic kissing his cheek many times, Shadow push him away with one arm, "Fine then that means you don't to see me act all cute tonight wearing a little outfit" said Sonic smirking. "What outfit?" asked Shadow confused, "The kitty one you saw in the nightclub" said Sonic, "You got that?!" asked Shadow, "Yes even the little ears" said Sonic smirking. Shadow was starting to nose bleed thinking about it. Sonic chuckled, "How did you get that?" asked Shadow, "I know someone, but since your so mad looks like this little kitty needs to look for milk elsewhere" said Sonic. Shadow grabbed Sonic pulling him close smirking, "Nice try but I'm the only one giving milk to this kitty" said Shadow kissing Sonic. Sonic smirked at him, "Good boy then be ready tonight" said Sonic as he walked away and felt a big slap on his ass he looked back at Shadow and winked at him. Shadow grin as he saw Sonic leaving and notice he had something in his mouth and pulled it out, "I wasn't chewing gum" said Shadow. He just simply threw it away in the trash, he continue with his paper work and try to keep himself concentrated. The next morning was the same story, Shadow got up from the bed feeling tired, "Shadow is everything alright?" asked Sonic, "Yeah I'm find last night just took all my energy" said Shadow, "Geez I wonder why?" asked Sonic chuckling. Shadow was going to the bathroom and when he return he saw that Sonic had a pill in his hands, "What is that?" asked Shadow, "Your pill" said Sonic. Shadow gaze at Sonic, "But I took it yesterday" said Shadow, "Your suppose to take it every day for a month" said Sonic, "Your kidding right?" asked Shadow, "Nope now be a good boy drink it do we don't have to repeat yesterday" said Sonic, "No no no I have had enough of medics for once" said Shadow, "Fine I have other way said Sonic he pulled out a needle with some liquid inside. Shadow tense looking at the size, "Damn!" yelled Shadow, "Yes I should get a nurse outfit with this don't you think?" asked Sonic, Shadow laugh nervously, "What is the needle for?" asked Shadow, "Well I told Rouge about your pull problem so she gave me this now lay down" said Sonic, "No no no there is no way I'm letting my ass near that thing" said Shadow, "Don't make me force this on you" said Sonic, "Fine I'll take the stupid pill" said Shadow, "Nope too late lay down" said Sonic, "Come on baby" said Shadow, "No lay down" said Sonic. There was a need silence in the room till Shadow run out the room, "Shadow the hedgehog get back here!" yelled Sonic going after him. Shadow did like 7 turns and threw down tables so it would slow Sonic down. Sonic knew this wasn't working but he had a idea how to catch up with Shadow he went through a room that would leave him to one Shadow was heading. Sonic waited till Shadow pass by and he put his foot making Shadow trip and fall on his stomach. Sonic sat on his back avoiding him from escaping, "Here it comes" Sonic put the needle in one of Shadow's butt cheeks, "AHHHHHH!" he yelled. Sonic then removed it, "There much better?" asked Sonic, "No" said Shadow. Everyday was the same story needle or pill, needle or pill and needle or pill, Shadow went crazy since he couldn't have his coffee and then came the day he wanted the day he could finally drink some coffee. The mouth pass by quick and Shadow was relieved by that he was in the living room smiling sniffing his coffee and drinking it. "Sir you got a telegram message from Mephiles" said a guard giving him the little square that looked like a remote and had a button in the middle, "Thank you now go" said Shadow. He push the button on the thing it showed like a video of Mephiles, "Hey Shadow I just send you this message asking if you would want to go to the bar tonight there having a great special plush it could be a good time for us to bond, Fleetway will be there as well and I'm hoping to find you just chose in the side of the remote if you want to come yes or no" said Mephiles. Shadow grabbed the thing and looked by the side that said "Yes or no" he though about it, "Well I have nothing better to do" he pressed yes. "Thank you now this message will self district in a 5... 4 ... 3" Mephiles started the count down. "Hey Momoko! Open up" said Shadow to his mutan crocodile guard, he opened his jaw and Shadow threw the message at him. Momoko swallow it and then he let out a little gas through his mouth from the self destruct. Shadow laugh at that, "I see you enjoying yourself?" asked Sonic, "Yeah by the way I will be out tonight" said Shadow, "Where?" asked Sonic, "To the bar the boys will be there and there having a special" said Shadow, "Well just try to control yourself I know how you are with drinks" said Sonic, Shadow put a arm around him, "Come on Sonic what could be the worst that could happen?" asked Shadow, "A drunk you trying to rape me?" asked Sonic, "Good point I'll control my self" said Shadow, "Good just have fun with your friends" said Sonic. "I will" said Shadow, "Plush I'll check if my boys are free tonight as well, hey Momoko how about a 1 on 1 in the training hall?" asked Sonic, "Anytime Sonic" said Momoko, "Then Let's go" said Sonic going with him to the training hall.
Later at night Shadow went to the bar and saw Mephiles and Fleetway in a table, he went to them and sat there. "Hey guys anything knew?" asked Shadow, "Well let's see I have to solve a few technical problems in the realms, also creat new items for communication" said Mephiles, "That sound rough, how about you Fleet?" asked Shadow, "Well everything is the same though I'm having trouble with leaving Scourge alone in the Realm I asked him to with Sonic while I'm gone" said Fleetway, "And why is that?" asked Shadow, "Because Scourge's body isn't tarkatan by having a it like that many Tarkatan's have tried to get Scourge to sleep with them and I fear if I leave him alone he might get raped" said Fleetway, "Well Silver at least is more of insider he doesn't like going out much in the realm just when it's technical problems in the towers" said Mephiles. "Sonic is mostly in the meeting, I've been noticing he acts a bit odd he spends allot of time with Momoko" said Shadow, "Your crocodile mutan guard?" asked Fleetway, "Yes him, I some times I think something suspicious with this guy with my Soniku" said Shadow, "Maybe he is just a friend that Sonic can be compatible with" said Mephiles, "You think?" asked Shadow, "Yes you just can't get jealous for no reason" said Mephiles. A servant gave them a big bottle of whisky, "Woah we are going to celebrate tonight" said Fleetway, "Yeah we have to enjoy this special while it still last" Mephiles gives each one tiny cup, "Why not make this more interesting, we say something and if it happened to you, you take a drink" said Shadow, "Alright" said Mephiles pouring the whisky on the cups. "I'll start you made love with you lover but on cruse ship" said Shadow, Mephiles drank his cup and then refilled it, "My turn You get stuck after your done" said Mephiles. Shadow and Fleetway both drank there cups and refilled it, "My turn you are ready for it tonight but your husband doesn't want to" said Fleetway the tree drank the cup. "Okay I will change it a bit, you think you husband has a very big butt" said Mephiles, Shadow drank his cup, "Okay now me, you need to go to the bathroom and find him there taking a shower" said Shadow, "Those count if it was on purpose?" asked Fleetway, "Yes" he answer. Fleetway drank his cup and refilled it again, hours pass and they didn't seem to ever finish there game to came to the point that they were now drunk. "Uhhh haha Uhhh you have a lamp *hiccup* in your living room" said Fleetway, "OH COME ON!" Mephiles took a sip from the bottle of whisky, Shadow was laughing for no reason, "I saw a pink horse it looked like you" said Shadow, "Well I have BBQ at home does that work?" asked Fleetway, "Really? That too" Mephiles drank the hole bottle and fell backwards knocked out on the floor, "Well if you were tired why didn't you tell us" said Fleetway he was loosing his balance till he finally fell on top of Mephiles. "Well you two ladies sleep I will go *Hiccup* home" said Shadow he got up and walked funny but headed to his castle. Sonic on the other hand had just finish his little reunion with his friends, "Okay bye guys have a safe trip back" said Sonic waving at them goodbye. "Hmm what is taking Shadow so long to head back? I just hope he listen to me and not get drunk" though Sonic, he went to the bathroom to take a shower "Hey baby when does the show start" asked Shadow sitting on the toilet, "Shadow what the hell? Why are you wearing Scourge's glasses?" asked Sonic, "Well I was at the shop and I can't find my donut" said Shadow. Sonic looked at him confused, "You are drunk right? You always go against Me" said Sonic mad, "Shhhhhh" said Shadow putting his finger on Sonic's lips, "Let's just take our clothes off and go and eat something" said Shadow. Sonic's cheeks turned red, "SHADOW!" Sonic grabbed Shadow and took him to there room, "I want you to put your arm here" said Shadow, "No thanks it is fine there" Sonic he laid Shadow on the bed but he grabbed Sonic by the arm, "Shadow let go" said Sonic, Shadow pulled Sonic on the bed and got on top of Sonic, "I want to put it inside you" said Shadow. "I don't think so with you like that" said Sonic trying to push him off. Shadow lay down on the bed, "Can you at least cuddle to me?" asked Shadow, "Cuddle? Why?" asked Sonic, "Come on just cuddle I won't rape or force you to have sex with me for 3 months but you still have to wear some cloths for me" said Shadow, "But why?" asked Sonic again. "Because your always so good to me and I like to feel you cuddle me" said Shadow. Sonic blush and smiled at him, "Well okay" said Sonic. Sonic got on him and started to cuddle to his check he could feel Shadow purring but it was somehow silent. Sonic liked how Shadow treated him even if he was drunk, Shadow put a hand on Sonic's back rubbing it and then slide it down, "Shadow no touching the butt" said Sonic. Shadow laugh a little "Alright" said Shadow, Sonic smiled and cuddle to him sleeping. It was something Sonic enjoy, "You know I might want to rethink about this drunk thing" said Sonic, "I'll get you a donut later babe" said Shadow, "Maybe not" though Sonic. They spend the night relax the next morning Sonic had his head on Shadow's cheat fur he started to feel tickled and got up he sneezed a little. "Mmm!" Shadow hummed Shadow sat up, "Owwww my head!" said Shadow rubbing it he saw a none morning Sonic who was sitting up but had his eyes closed and ears down as if to sleep again. Shadow kissed his cheek, Sonic felt the soft touch on his cheek and opened a eye, "Morning" he whispered. Shadow laid his head on Sonic's shoulder, "What is the matter Shadow? You still drunk?" asked Sonic. "No you know I am not a morning person" said Shadow, "Okay want me to get you some coffee?" asked Sonic, "With a little bit of sugar please" said Shadow as he laid back on the bed. "I wonder how Mephiles and Fleetway are doing" though Shadow.
"Hey buddy" said a man to Mephiles but his vision was a bit blurry to see him till his vision came back in place and could see the man, "Come on man I want to go home" said the guy who worked there. "Uhhhh what happen?" asked Mephiles, "You and your friends got into a little over do with the special last night" said the guy. "Friends?" asked Mephiles he saw Fleetway not too far he looked like he jump off a building and landed there, "Hey Fleetway *burp* what's up buddy" said Mephiles waiving at him, "Look your other friend left I think he was Shadow the king of Edenia?" asked the guy, "Oh Shadow that ... *burp* white bitch yeah he left us alright" said Mephiles, "Look it's 8:16am just get your friend and get the fuck out" said the guy.
Sonic came back to Shadow with his coffee, "Here you are" said Sonic, Shadow sat up and grabbed the coffee, "Thanks baby" he drink it slowly it was exactly how he liked it. But he still had a headache, "I know your head hurt here I bough you a pill" said Sonic. Shadow looked at it and grabbed it drinking it, at first Sonic though it was odd for him. Shadow didn't like taking pills but he took that one with no question ask nor denying it, "So did I do anything to you while I was drunk?" asked Shadow, "Well you were really sweet and it's nice to know you appreciate me, even if you don't say it" said Sonic, "Of course I appreciate you Soniku your the one who always watched over my health I have to say other than Rouge I am glad you care" said Shadow. Sonic hugged him tight, Shadow put a arm around him. "Besides I still remember something" said Shadow, "Hmm? What is that?" asked Sonic, "Last night don't you remember cause I do very well" said Shadow smirking, "Shadow can you please be more specific?" asked Sonic he really had no idea what Shadow had in mind, "3 mounts of outfit changing and wearing" said Shadow, "Yeah but you said no sex" said Sonic a bit nervous, "I know but I will enjoy this" said Shadow. Later that say Shadow was sitting on the edge of his bed waiting for Sonic to come out, "Come on Sonic" said Shadow, "No I feel odd wearing this" said Sonic he was in the closet not wanting to come out, "Don't be such a whiner you look sexy with it come out" said Shadow. Sonic came out the closet using the exact same outfit as Shadow, "Oh my goodness how sexy!" Shadow growled at him, Sonic blush "Shadow don't do that it embarrasses me" he said. "Now a turn so I can see every inch of it on you" said Shadow, Sonic did as Shadow asked him he even became more embarrass when Shadow started to whistle at him, "Wait stop there!" said Shadow. Sonic stop he was facing the wall with his back at Shadow's way, "Ohh those curves with a perfect slide down that huge ass" said Shadow, Sonic cover his butt turning around, "Shadow you pervert!" yelled Sonic, "I just can't help it, you look so defined in my clothing" said Shadow winking at him, "Well it's not my fault this pants are very tight and mark everything" said Sonic. Shadow laugh a bit, "Come here and sit on my lap" said Shadow, "Hell no" said Sonic keeping his back against the wall he was now embarrass to show his back thanks to Shadow. Shadow got up and went to Sonic, "Shadow no stay back" said Sonic, but Shadow just got closer. "Shadow!" Sonic yelled at him but Shadow manage to get close enough, he put a hand on Sonic's hip and whisper in his ear, "How can someone like you be so cute and sexy at the same time?" Shadow kiss his ear, Sonic's face was flushed pure red, Shadow pulled him into a kiss away from the wall keeping a distant and he took the opportunity to give his ass a big slap grabbing it. Sonic eyes widen and push Shadow away, "Stop that!" yelled Sonic, "Can you blame for the outfit I can see your hot chest also" said Shadow, Sonic cover his chest and his face was red and eyes a little tears, "I am taking this off" said Sonic, "But if you do, you will be canceling the deal" said Shadow that clearly convinced Sonic form not changing. "Then don't do anything tempting" said Sonic, "How? You just look so irresistible" said Shadow licking his lips, "Shadow please" Sonic cover his face, Shadow hugged him rubbing his back, "Alright you win but I am still going to enjoy this while you are wearing it" said Shadow. "Fine just try to control yourself" said Sonic he just turn around to head for the door and Shadow made a loud growl, Sonic forgot about the back side turned around again blushing, Shadow laugh "This is going to be great" he said.
End!!
