"That cheeselegged bitch locked me in a dungeon and tried to take over the kingdom, and you expect me to put this on?! Just so you can pretend to fuck her!"
Shining Armor: *sweatdrops* C..come on honey, it's roleplay. *slowly backs away* Cadence: *snarls* Oh I'll give you roleplay. *turns around with the makeup on and sporting a strap-on almost the size of her body* Come to mama bitch!
Shining Armor: *sweatdrops* C..come on honey, it's roleplay. *slowly backs away* Cadence: *snarls* O
