Here is something to make you paranoid. Somewhere in the infinite multiverse with transfinite Lspace, there are an infinite number of Pinkie Pies who are writing fanfics about human cupcakes. Due to the nature of narrativium, this poor human cupcakes universe exists, and in keeping with quantum mechanics, overlaps with ours.
Somewhere out there, beneath a moon lit sky. Pinkies writing fanfics, and sucking on your eye. 8)
Ohhhh Harry, you are in so much trouble. Here is something to make you paranoid. Somewhere in the i