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Drinking oneself under the table.

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by Chucky
Cider Drinker Part 4
He kissed, therefore...
Cider Drinker Part 4
He kissed, therefore...
Nimsha did just that, drank herself under the table. I guess she doesn't hold her liquor like she thought she could. But then, a whole bottle of vodka? How many of you could pull that off, even in the thickest of our party days?

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Type: Comic
Published: 6 years ago
Rating: General

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DoggyStyle57
6 years ago
Reminds me of a girl I know who polished off most of a rather large bottle of Chianti in one night at a dinner party. God, she got so sick! Had to almost carry her to our car, and of course she spewed all over the interior... The things we do for our friends...

The good news is, she just got most of that alcohol out of her stomach...
Drizzt248
6 years ago
hey Doggy, when is the next chapter to The Secret coming out?
DoggyStyle57
6 years ago
Should be this week. It's about halfway written, but I've been busy.
Chucky
6 years ago
I found that to be the one good point of puking after drinking. You get rid of the alcohol quicker and have less of a hangover.
KNIFE
6 years ago
I did..but only once. The aftermath, as she's finding out, is not something to make you want to try it again.  (No hangover or puking just no memory of what happened. THAT is scary!)

But ya if she DID drink that much they better get her to a hospital quick cause anyone can get alcohol poisoning. Especially people who think they won't get it.

Also Welcome back..you've been missed. :D

Chucky
6 years ago
That's pretty freaky, I was close to that before. Kept on going in and out, but I guess it wasn't a blackout because I remember it happening.
KNIFE
6 years ago
Another time I had a friend who drank about 3 beers but topped it off with Quaalude  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone

I swear Jesus must have been holding his hand because he was so fucked up he couldn't drive and puked in his own car but didn't have any serious effects other than he couldn't remember his own name where he lived or what day / year it was. I had to drive him home then go back for my own car. I told him I'd just shoot him if he ever did that again and to his credit he never did.
Chucky
6 years ago
Oh, poppin' ludes, sounds like he was hip to the 70s!
KNIFE
6 years ago
LOL yeah except it was not good. Fortunately that was ONE "70's" bit of culture that has gone OUT of fashion. At least for him. :)
MooseJam
6 years ago
WOOF!!!
Chucky
6 years ago
HHRARRF!!
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
I'm assuming Canard de Trois Riviers is equivalent to Potter's, Monarch, Popov, Nikolai, Crystal Palace, really rotgut stuff?

I learned my limit the hard way, too. Not "entire bottle in one sitting" hard, though!
SmoothJazzWolf
6 years ago
Let's just say no sane western Canadian would drink it ;-)
Chucky
6 years ago
Actually I was doing a parody of Grey Goose, trying to think of something like it.
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
Nice parody, then. Grey Goose is, in my opinion, overhyped, and I don't like oily vodka.

Sadly, there are countless people out there for whom drinking until you vomit is a normal part of their party routine.
Chucky
6 years ago
I think most vodka tastes about the same, basically, like vodka. Yes, you're right, drinking until one pukes is a normal party night for some.
NeksusCat
6 years ago
Well, that reminds me of a list: "Deadly amount of alcohol per weight." It lists obviously how much you need to drink each kind of alcohol to die. All i remember for sure is that the Vodka stays on a position of 1 liter/70 kg (they took the mid.weight) and the little description under it: "Doesn't count for Polans and Russians".
For example, my friend have lots of alcoholic 'friends', which lately were coming to him to 'selebrate something'. All i know, that they drunk from one bottle of vodka per person (1-1.5 liters/90-120 kg) to 3 bottles per person. And after that, on the next morning we out to work together! His head ached and he felt.. Not very good, but that's it. He did his work like he's clean!
I'm a russian myself, but no vodka for me for sure, especially not in such a huge amounts.. >w>
Beer is our all! X3
Chucky
6 years ago
Wow, so it is done that way in Russia sometimes. I remember reading that some folks in Russia have legendary tolerances for vodka, so it is true. Nimsha is a 19 year old female squirrel, she's tough, but not as tough as she thought.
NeksusCat
6 years ago
Well, i could tell, that's for my friends that is NOT normal! :3 As well, as for many other russians. Yet the russians are known to be most resistant to poisoning by alcohol. Me and my friends just site and drink beer at the end of the week, 0,5-1 liter per person and that's enough. ;3
And if you think only russians drink THAT much, you're wrong. Any other who start drinking with russian could get to such a highs! X3
Chucky
6 years ago
Oh I know, people drink out of control everywhere. I'd like to come to Russia and drink beer with you someday.
NeksusCat
6 years ago
Then you need to come to Israel, 'cuz i live there right now! XD
Bubbaclaw
6 years ago
A WHOLE bottle?!?
Was she trying to kill herself by drinking a whole bottle of vodka?
Chucky
6 years ago
She overestimated her tolerance and underestimated local vodka.
Bubbaclaw
6 years ago
" Chucky wrote:
She overestimated her tolerance and underestimated local vodka.

Well I hope we see the resolvement of this soon. *Hint hint* ;]

KodyYoung
6 years ago
There she blows captain!
Nah, but hopefully she'll be fine now.
But Russians are notorious for drinking a bottle of vodka fine while we North Americans die xD

Only thing to say, the part of where she says "*pant pant* Ohh... one bottle of wodka... with the *quack quack* on it." that last segment confuses me "wodka... with the *quack quack* on it.". A bottle with something on it, the lid? a lime or umbrella?
BiggKatt
6 years ago
The duck, as referenced in the next panel with "Canard du trois riviers", or "Duck of the three rivers" (or something to that effect).  Likely a duck on the label or something.
KodyYoung
6 years ago
A brand name, derp, should have figured. I should go to sleep.
Chucky
6 years ago
Well interpreted!! The bottle has a duck on it.
starling
6 years ago
Time to spend a night hugging the great white telephone.
sporkula
6 years ago
those long distance calls are a mouth full...
Cuddleboy19
6 years ago
...I don't get it.
Zonntag
6 years ago
Big white phone = Toilet!  As in "calling on Ralph on the big white phone" hopefully not long distance!  
=^.^=
Chucky
6 years ago
Hopefully the toilet doesn't reply in the same fashion.
NeksusCat
6 years ago
No, if it works correctly.
Coop
6 years ago
I had a shot of shanps which i assume isi flavoured vodka, but i prefer this stuff http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3352/3307761710_5a5d369c... which you CAN drink from the bottle
Chucky
6 years ago
I think Schnapps might be flavored brandy, but I'm not sure. I'll have to try that sometime.
Coop
6 years ago
I'll give chucky a case of WKD if i see him
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
In the USA, "schnapps" means extremely sweet liqueur. They're usually inexpensive, cheaply-made, and taste a bit like candy. You can get sour fruit flavors, butterscotch and all sorts of other odd stuff usually used in "throw a bunch of fruity crap in a glass" drinks. Also called a "cordial" (though that means something different in the UK).

In Germany, "schnapps" means a fruit brandy, like kirschwasser (cherry). Apple, pear and plum are also common. They're much higher in alcohol content and very dry.
Chucky
6 years ago
So I was actually right with the brandy reference, I just guessed at that. I'd like to try a real cordial sometime, after reading about them in Redwall all the time.
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
I haven't read any Redwall. What are cordials based on in the series, and do they suggest an alcohol content? If I have an idea of what you want to try, when you're up here for the con I can arrange that; bartending is my hobby, and esoteric alcohol my specialty.
Chucky
6 years ago
The cordials in Redwall are always fruit based, but they don't mention them being alcoholic specifically. They refer to them as being tingly and strong, but the young characters drink them too. Strawberry cordial is mentioned in a number of the books. I'd love to try one.
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
Probably alcoholic to some degree. If I had to guess, I'd assume they were basically liqueurs. I definitely have some things you can try, ranging from very dry to very sweet.
Chucky
6 years ago
I'll hold you to that. ;)
AlyssaKamber
6 years ago
I did some checking, and it sounds like they're more like brewed soda than liqueur. Dandelion-and-burdock is mentioned; that's actually a known brewed drink in the UK, and I can buy a nice version here. Doesn't taste the way you'd expect.
Chucky
6 years ago
Okay, that sounds right. Sort of like naturally brewed root beer(which is slightly alcoholic), but using fruit instead.
Nachtmeister
6 years ago
like the merrimack river doesnt have enough in it..lol
Chucky
6 years ago
Ha ha ha, you know the Merrimack River.
Nachtmeister
6 years ago
yea im like 3 mins away from manchester, used to go fishing in the merrimack, I know that the term "fishing for brown trout" has a different meaning, but I was drag fishing and really caught one... *coughs*
Chucky
6 years ago
LOL, eeeeewww!! I lived in Milford for a few years.
LordChaos
6 years ago
Did that once with the same results.
Chucky
6 years ago
Only once? Good man.
LordChaos
6 years ago
Only once with vodka.  Now if it was Jack or Jose...
Thwaitesy
6 years ago
Poor Nimsha :(
Chucky
6 years ago
Yeah.
ThunderSnow88
6 years ago
Don't get her home, get her to a hospital!!!
Chucky
6 years ago
Yeah right.
shadycat
6 years ago
"Merrimack rivah's really polluted now!" Classic.
Chucky is giving Nimsha some really bad advice in the last panel.
Chucky
6 years ago
That's because he's a puss and all grossed out.
Zonntag
6 years ago
Poor Nimsha is right! Nothing like going to the hospital an gettin a belly full of activated charcoal to round off your evening!!
Back in the day we used to polish off a bottle each at a good party, not more than a 40oz er though.. I like Smirnoff blue label (50%alc.) in a 26oz size, not so much cause it was stronger, but cause it was a smaller bottle, I hate that overfull feeling of too much volume!
Oh, and we used to call it a 'burlap', from the sound of puking: Burrrrlaaaa..... P!! The P being the spit at the end!
I hope Chucky takes care of Nimsha while she's sick, might make some major brownie points an show her he is "the right kind", ie a good caring person (which we know he is!).
=^.^=
Chucky
6 years ago
He's starting off okay, but the last panel shows that he's a little grossed out. Jenny on the other paw, came running to the rescue.
SouseMouse
6 years ago
Yeah, but as old-fashioned as Nimsha seems to be, I doubt she'd be quite as appreciative to Jenny as she might be to Chucky.

Then again, at least Jenny's a squirrel...


Um, I'll just be getting back to my La Cumbre Elevated IPA.
Chucky
6 years ago
I'm working on a Deschutes Black Butt Porter at the moment.
ThunderSnow88
6 years ago
Throwing up is the reason I stopped heavy drinking.  I have a fear of suffocating while doing said action.  I thought I was invincible because no matter what I drink or how much I never got hungover.  So I guess I will never drink 5 Jack and Coke doubles mixed with some beer lol
shadycat
6 years ago
I remember drinking till three in the morning and being bright and fresh at work at eight. That was in my early twenties. I'm now in my mid thirties, and while I overindulge far less frequently, boy do I pay for it in the morning.
ThunderSnow88
6 years ago
I'm 24 and I barely have the urge to drink anymore.  I may have one per month or so, so I guess all that heavy drinking is behind me.
blindrabbit
6 years ago
Well done Brother..  Pm me when you get a chance..    That chucky, thee when ya need him...  ;)
Chucky
6 years ago
Thanks man! PMed away.
mezron55
6 years ago
I've done a whole bottle of the Absolute. But I think it was the half bottle of Tanqueray after that killed me. I was feeling it the next couple of days. But that night I felt no pain.
Chucky
6 years ago
I've only gotten drunk like Nimsha twice in my life, yeah, I felt it for a few days afterwards.
Pipsqueak
6 years ago
I'll be honest, one of the worst parts about being an Aircraft commander is when you're at the bar in a foreign country at 2am, fairly intoxicated, but having to stay sober enough to make sure your entire crew makes it back to their hotel rooms in one piece versus a jail cell. Or making sure someone doesn't keep drinking with 12 hours of take off. Or any other number of things that stupid 19 year old crew members can do.
Chucky
6 years ago
Heh heh, a foreign jail would be a story to tell I'm sure.
blindrabbit
6 years ago
OOooo letss see, hmmm I have drank by my self.. entire bottle of captain, corwn, jack, johnny, smieneroff, Tanqueray, canadian, parrot bay, chazes regal, myers rum, kahlua, .. damn I can still type?.  I also love to kick in the snapps, the orange driver, the richards rose, and 2 buck chuck...

but that was oh soo 90's  cant handle none of it now...  evenbeer.  *erf*
Chucky
6 years ago
Obviously your drank each of those at separate times,  you weren't listing what you drank in one night. XD
blindrabbit
6 years ago
actually the crown, jack and parrot bay WAS one night...  I was so F88ked up I couldnt remember who took me home.
graymuzzle
6 years ago
Not me! Although I have been known to put away some prodigious amounts....
Chucky
6 years ago
Once I discovered good beer, the prodigious amounts stopped.
graymuzzle
6 years ago
Same thing happened to me when I discovered good Bourbon.
ruink
6 years ago
puke dem guts, she'll fell better
Chucky
6 years ago
She should feel great with how much guts she's pukin'.
wadx
6 years ago
Been There got the Medal.

You only can Truly have been to college when you nearly die from Alcohol.

Been there and done that.
Chucky
6 years ago
My last time was a few years ago, in my 30s, it hurts a lot more.
Argos
6 years ago
she is going to have an awful hangover unless she gets some water into her and soon
Chucky
6 years ago
Yeah, no kidding huh?
vampirekun
5 years, 12 months ago
Actually: Do puke again. The more of the stuff outa your stomach, the less poison in your body.
Chucky
5 years, 12 months ago
That is true actually.
Rumpelteaser
5 years, 12 months ago
I hope nimsha is ok.
Chucky
5 years, 12 months ago
She was flyin' high until just a little bit ago.
Winterfeline
5 years, 10 months ago
I occasionally acquire a bottle of Jägermeister, but that stuff goes pretty slow. Still, I've had my moments in history where I have become somewhat of a 'legend' in making a mistake.

One memorable (to others, not me) involved sitting at a wooden chamber during mid-winter at the middle of a pine forest. The place was fairly roomy, built into a circle and with a lareg firepit at the middle, and a lone hole in teh roof for the chimney. Around this fire, we passed a few bottles, drinking among guys and girls. Most of it was 40 percent proof stuff, and we were all having a blast, getting pretty drunk.

Unfortunately for me, towards the end one of the guys passed me a bottle saying he cant have any more. I looked at it and smirked at him, deciding to show off and gulped down some. There was some alarm as I finished the bottle there, it was already pretty much done but still. Only I didn't realize that wasn't the 40% stuff but 'Dynamite' as in 80% proof.

I ended up singing in the snow as the others tried to help me along the forest path during the winter to get back to a friend's home there to rest in warm place after we stopped our little gathering. I woke up sleeping on the bathroom floor naked. Got out and got greeted 'good morning' by a naked girl in a nearby bed with one of my male friends. A short embarrassed 'hey' later I was getting dressed again other than not finding my shirt.

I later learned I had pretty much passed out and puked, getting one big carpet into a mess and ruining my shirt to the point the other guys decided to rather burn it than try anything else with it. I got carried to the warm bathroom so I'd be fine but wouldn't make a mess elsewhere, and had a chance to shower when 'somewhat' sober before passing out.

Wasn't in a life-threatening situation after the puking but I got no memory of that night after that gulp of the bottle, but a few amused looks from the girls that had seen me waving it to the air like I just didn't care. Plus the tease of afew years length from the guys that helped me back.
Chucky
5 years, 10 months ago
That sounds rather frightening. I think it would have scared me away from anything like that ever again.
Winterfeline
5 years, 10 months ago
Eh, mostly it made me decide to never gulp down anything in one go. I still drink at times, but I prefer stuff like Jägermeister. Trust me, that stuff is made in a way that discourages drinking it down too fast. I like it for that, and its pretty good to have a shot-glass or two of it on occasion, and that's it.

But yeah, that's a true story and a good reason to avoid drinking too much. I'm still embarrassed about it but at least I can also laugh about it these days.
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