So yeah.... I found this huge pile of nachos one day... just kinda sitting out in the open. No one was around, and, well, I love nachos, so I went to investigate. I took one of the tortilla chips with some of the gooey cheese on it, and started to eat it.
Next thing I know, I hear this low growling noise, and the pile on nachos moves on me! I took a step back, and this.... nacho monster rose up from the melted cheese.
I took one look at him, turned and ran, with the tortilla chip still in my muzzle. Lucky for me I'm a fast runner, and was outrunning him pretty easy.
What you guys *don't* see here though, is that halfway through my running I realized that, while he *is* a monster, he's still made of cheesy nacho goodness, so I turned to face him, and just started grabbing handfuls and eating, until the nacho monster was no more.
And if ANY of you actually believes I'll never touch nachos again, shame on you for not knowing me better than that.