Dipper: Almost... Just gotta put in the registration code.
Bobby: Well hurry up already!
Dipper: It’s not like the game’s going anywhere.
Bobby: I just wanna play the game, okay?
Dipper: There. Done. Don’t you think you’re getting a bit obsessive over these games, though?
Bobby: No, not really.
Bobby: (singing)
Tell everybody I'm gonna play New game and new places to see With new quests ahead, yes I'm gonna play There's not a soul that's gonna stop me
Tell everybody I'm gonna play And I'm keeping all the loot I find My HP bar's at full, yes I'm gonna play My friends think that I've lost my mind
Cause there's nothing like opening a treasure chest And seeing all the gold that's inside And the items I will buy will keep me strong Oh, those monsters better hide
So tell 'em all I'm gonna play New game and new places to see Protected by a spell, things have gone so well My companions all watch over me
Not a guard, not a boss. can slow me down I'll take them all out, wait and see And the feeling of the sword In my hand makes me feel fearless Oh, there's nothing I would rather see
Cause I'm gonna play now Play perfectly I'm gonna play now
I'm gonna play now (x3)
Dipper: Bobby, would you mind at least *sharing* some of that treasure you got off that last boss.
Bobby: No way! It’s not my fault you you died during that fight.
Dipper: I’m never gonna get any stronger if you keep taking all the good stuff for yourself.
Bobby: You can always try taking on a different quest. The one from that civilian gives at least a thousand gold, and you can repeat it as much as you need to.
Dipper: It took me half an hour to get what he needed the last time! And I really don’t wanna do the same quest over and over.
Bobby: And I really don’t wanna give up any of the cool armor I got...
Dipper: Come on, Bobby. I thought you were my friend!
Bobby: I am, Dipper, and I always will be, but how are you gonna learn to fight better if I just give you the items you would have gotten if you hadn’t died.
Bobby: (singing) Tell everybody I'm gonna play Those enemies should beware With new quests ahead, yes I'm gonna play With nothing but good tales to share
Tell everybody I'm gonna play Those enemies shouldn't dwell My HP bar's at full, yes I'm gonna play With nothing but good tales to tell