My name is Eito Nenshouhi. I'm the leader of a local mercenary team called the One World Collective of Heroes. What you see before you is the Isle Of Meltpot. The Centerpiece of the One World Archipelago. Wholly owned by the United States Military. My home. As an obligation to the military, we're to chronicle some of our adventures and my everyday lives for public archival purposes.
My story begins not too long ago...Basically on the day I...Died. My earliest memory of my "Rebirth" was being Pseudovolved by a rather dangerous mad scientist (Who I'm not legally allowed to mention by name for some reason) with the intent for me to take on another artificially-evolved being he created from about a few decades before the Pseudovolution process was perfected. I think he was a...Wombat? Anyway, before he could input the Educational portion of the process, I was taken and further altered by the more dangerous Tucker Belmond. HIS intent for me was for more than just a vendetta against his own creation, he wanted to rule the world. Big shocker, I know. In fact, I was to be the leader of a group of seven other such Pseudovolveds.
His daughter, Cera, secretly added a few extra things into the Educational portion to prevent me from completely becoming the killer weapon I was designed to be. By the time my sister/former archrival, Mochi, who was Pseudovolved by the military as a countermeasure, I decided to rebel against Belmond. Upon his demise, we were allowed to semi-retire from active duty. We were sent here along with Cera to the One World Archipelago, a series of islands owned by various military factions around the world.
The One World Archipelago started out as the Longwood Islands, a dump for failed experiments and inventions deemed too dangerous for the outside world, as well as a sort of detention camp for their creators and their families. This has eventually become its own world within the world, complete with its own set of rules and laws.
Well, I think I've said enough for now. Not sure how much of this will be redacted, so, I'll stop here- Oh, wait, I did forget a detail, didn't I? That diamond-shaped structure floating over the island? That happens to be the home base of the Ensemble of Many Persistent International Relentless Evildoers (Or, "E.M.P.I.R.E" for short) O.W.C.H's ongoing prime directive is to prevent their organization from spreading across the "Outer World". Let's face it, there's enough tyranny out there without them making a bid for it. Okay, now, I'm finished for now.
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