What a well-mannered gentlemen, a dapper individual. So fluffy and professional! But beneath his calm posture and solid poker face is a timid and shy boy who definitely didn't wet his pullups just a moment ago.. He's still going isn't he..
Eurasian coot. The most professional and cool looking bird, or at least one of the coolest-looking.
I was about to write something but another idea just hit my brain. Imagine a group of Eurasian coot or other cool looking birds as butlers taking care of their employers. But all of them are not potty-trained and are just a bunch of very shy, very timid, little birds who swept all their problem under the rug until it got big to hide. All of them have a good poker face so they hide these facts really well. Professional-diapered bird butlers for hire!
