Seeking more comfort while on the field, Pheagle tried on a new product called "Plush Portal Pants", which promised a gentle, soft touch. But he had barely finished tightening the belt, when a large, round plush eagle behind burst from his new pants, followed by two giant plush eagle feet exploding from his cleats! This was awkward - now Pheagle was half-human, half-plush eagle, and there was no way he could play football like this!
Cray.awn
