Welcome to the crater! Exhibitions, experiences and entertainment!
Lots of fun for the whole family! A unique co-operation between many different species!
Exciting things to see:
Watch the ex-president get devoured alive by a huge snake! Twice daily! Experience snake dressage with Frau Spankenstein and two giant snakes!
Exciting things to do:
Spank an ex-president of your choice (male or female) instructed by Frau Spankenstein! (We charge extra for bare president butt spankings.)
Feed the snakes (with the world's tastiest pizza)
Take a snake ride around the crater and experience all the famous landmarks!
Take guided tour through the secret tunnel and continue over the bridge to the Wildling's side of the river where you can experience the secret mating ritual!
(No cameras allowed! Not suitable for women and children. USAmerican men must be accompanied by a responsible adult.)
Swim through the vortex in the river and back into the crater (at your own risk).
