"Got Udders?!? No...? Not to worry, we'll take care of that! There you go - now you do! Sorry, but we needed a fresh, reliable supply of milk, and those overpriced jugs you humans sell go bad too quickly!"
Pheagle gasped as he was lifted off the ground, towards a large round flying saucer above him! One minute, he was tending the haystacks on his farm, the next, he was being abducted by aliens, who were turning him into a large cow! He could feel his body increasing in size, his shirt and overalls barely able to hang on, until buttons from each garment went flying, while the remaining fabric tore like paper! The bell around his neck clanged loudly as hooves burst through his gloves and boots, horns poked out of his skull, and a full udder shredded his underwear! Pheagle attempted to scream, but all that came out was a loud "MM...MMMOOO!!!" And with no way to escape the tractor beam's pull, all he could do was hope that the grass on his new home planet tasted good!
