13th May 1998
Sam and Dudley visit New York's Chinatown for a little holiday. Sam & Dudley are looking to try some delicious street food at some of the stands. Sam is talking with a panda named Peng regarding the delicious food he makes, but his wife is the one who made it herself, so he compliments his wife's cooking. Peng was flattered.
Dudley was eating street food as well, but a bit after this, Dudley began to feel a bit queasy. His stomach was a bit upset, and he's slightly feeling like vomiting.
Sam: Dudley? Are you alright?
Dudley: I-I'm fine.
Sam: You sure?
Dudley: Yeah. C'mon.
Peng: Wait!
Sam: Huh?
Peng: My wife is having a baby!
Sam & Dudley: What?!
Peng: Yeah!
Dudley: Is that your first or second?
Peng: Third!
Sam: fucking A!
Peng: But sadly, my wife already left and is looking for me.
Dudley: Perhaps we can find her.
Peng: You can? Oh, thank you!
Sam: Come along with us.
Sam, Dudley & Peng begin to walk around to find the hospital in New York, but there are too many buildings, which makes it harder for them to find a single hospital. Sam & Dudley call a taxi from the nearest phone booth. Sam starts poking the numbers on the phone to call a taxi to try and find any hospital. A ride has been set for Peng, Sam and Dudley to whatever hospital they could find with Peng's wife in it. Sam, Dudley & Peng step into the taxi, and the driver drives to one of the hospitals in New York so Peng can find his wife. A few miles later, the driver drops them off at the hospital, but unfortunately, Peng tried to ask what room his wife is in, but no dice. His wife is not in that hospital, leaving Peng disappointed. The three walk to another hospital hoping to have better luck, but again, Peng's wife is not in there. After trying to find Peng's wife in 2 hospitals, Peng begins walking out of the hospital with his head hanging low.
Sam: Peng?
Dudley: Where are you going?
Peng: (Walks off, sits on the kerb and cries)
Sam: Hey, hey, hey, pull yourself together.
Peng: I'll never find my wife! (Sobs) I'm going to miss the baby again!
Dudley: What do you mean "again"?
Peng: Well, I didn't get to see my wife give birth to my 2nd child because I was too busy with my job at the Great Wall of China. I felt terrible; I felt like I only cared about my job.
Sam: When was that?
Peng: 1996… two years before I and my family immigrated to America.
Dudley: I'm sure you only caring about your job is not true, and it's not the only thing you care about; you care about your wife and kids. They love you.
Peng: (Sniff) Really…?
Sam: Yeah. Where else would you be without your wife and kids?
Peng: Nowhere?
Dudley: Exactly!
Sam: Baby or no baby, you still have to see your wife.
Dudley: Let's give it at least one more try!
Sam: One more hospital!
Peng: Alright!
After a few minutes of Peng's lamenting, he got up from the curb after Sam & Dudley's lecture. The three continue to search for his wife in whatever hospital she's in. The three walk into a hospital; Peng asks what room his wife is in. Good news: his wife is in the room. Even better, she hasn't given birth yet. Peng is wildly ecstatic and dashes into the hallway to find his wife. Sam & Dudley followed.
Peng: Mei!
Mei: Peng! You're here!
Peng: Thank god you didn't start yet!
Mei: I was waiting for you. Who are these two?
Peng: They are detectives, Sam & Dudley. They helped me find the hospital you're in.
Now that Peng has found his wife in the hospital, Mei gets injected with painkillers and starts pushing. Already, she is in pain from the pushing. Peng is holding his wife's hand whilst she is in pain. Sam is standing next to Mei trying to console her during the birthing process. Dudley walks over to the end where Mei's legs are spread. After a few pushes, the baby starts crowning from Mei's vagina, leaving Dudley in disgust.
Dudley: Oh, god! EWWW!!
Peng: Keep pushing, my love!
Mei: I… am!! (Screaming and pushing)
Since the baby crowned from Mei's vagina, Mei is almost done pushing, and the baby starts bawling after coming out of the womb. Mei is in tears with joy; the doctor grabs the baby, clamps and cuts the umbilical cord and takes the placenta out. Dudley has never seen a placenta, so he starts to be even more queasy and runs out of the room looking for a place to throw up in. He ends up going back to the waiting area and throws up on a person in a wheelchair's lap. It was Russ, who is a cousin of the Cat family.
Russ: What the bloody hell is the matter with you?!
Dudley: (Groaning) I'm so sorry.
Russ: You're not sorry! You dare chunder on my lap, you wally?!
Dudley: A thousand pardons, kid. I didn't feel good.
Russ: Next time, watch where you yak, knob! (Pushes his wheelchair away)
Dudley: Jesus Christ…
Back in the hospital room, Sam, Peng and Mei are all adored by the looks of the baby. Mei has had another boy, and she starts holding him, looking at her child in the eyes. Sam is confused about where Dudley went.
Sam: Excuse me, you two, I'll be back.
Peng: Where are you going?
Sam: To find Dudley.
Mei: Don't take long.
Sam walks out of the hospital room the pandas are in to find Dudley. Sam found Dudley in the waiting room.
Sam: There you are.
Dudley: Sam?
Sam: Why did you run out? You don't like babies?
Dudley: No, it's not that. It's that I get so disgusted from seeing a.. a...
Sam: What? Placenta?
Dudley: Yes! Tha- (vomits on the floor).
Sam: Augh, god!
Dudley: Sweet baby Jesus! Why did you bring that up?!
Sam: Forgive me. Are you ready to come back into the room?
Dudley: Is the P-thingy gone?
Sam: Yes. C'mon, Dudley.
Sam & Dudley walk back to the room Mei and Peng are in along with their newborn baby. Dudley put a smirk on his face seeing the baby. The baby starts staring at Dudley in curiosity.
Mei: I think he likes you.
Dudley: Heheheh… Really?
Peng: From the looks of it.
Mei: Where was Dudley?
Sam: He had to go throw up.
Peng: I am terribly sorry that you had to see that.
Dudley: It's all good, man.
Sam's and Dudley's mission is over. They have helped Peng find his wife in whatever hospital she's in. To celebrate, Peng and Mei invited them over for dinner for some Chinese food. Sam and Dudley got excited about it and accepted the invitation.
Next chapter coming...
