Our coach recently partnered with a new energy drink called "Kaijuice", and he selected me to try it out. But as it turned out, it was a bit too potent...so potent, in fact, that I found myself growing taller than the nearby office buildings, as I transformed into an eagle-kaiju, shredding my uniform!
As I continued to grow, I accidentally slammed my gigantic feet down onto the street, smashing several cars, including my own! Two large wings burst out my back, smashing windows in the buildings beside me! But despite all the destruction, I was not scared or upset. At this size, de-feet-ing the Cowboys would be quick and painless!
cray.awn!
