While on vacation in the Dakotas, I decided to cosplay as a paleontologist, and went exploring with my own hammer, chisel, and brush. And to my surprise, I actually discovered a triceratops skull sticking out of the ground. I had no idea how anyone could have missed this...maybe it got washed up during a storm? But wait...why was it glowing??? I suddenly found myself growing out of my outfit, tearing it to shreds, as I tranformed into a large, red triceratops! I dropped my excavation tools in shock and roared loudly! This was turning out to be a very strange vacation!
cray.awn
