I foolishly invited HeyThatsFurry over to the United States for a game of football, thinking it would be fun. I supplied his uniform, but he said he'd bring helmets for both of us - so I left mine at home. When we met in the locker room later, I noticed he'd brought these weird-looking digital visors...but I decided to humor him anyway - maybe they'd double as helmets? However, when I put mine on, it got stuck to my face, and I heard a bunch of ripping sounds...