Chapter 8: “Funk-E-Munk’s”
Tails was in the car with his parents driving to Funk-E-Munk’s, and needless to say the little two-tailed tot was getting very excited.
“Yay! Funk-E-Munk’s! Yippee!” Tails said.
“Careful Miles,” Amadeus said. “Don’t get too excited or you’ll wet yourself.”
Too late, the little two-tailed tot was already whizzing away in his diaper. This time, Tails didn’t cry; what he did do was very surprising to Rosemary and Amadeus. He felt the front of it curiously. “Hmm…” he thought to himself. “This feels oddly pleasant… maybe I should do this more often…”
“You okay back there Miles?” Amadeus asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine Daddy.” Tails said.
“You’re not crying…” Rosemary said. “Are you sure you’re okay?”
“Yes Mommy, I’m sure.” Tails said. A little while later, Tails’ peeing died down and he sighed in relief.
“All done back there Miles?” Amadeus asked.
“Yes Daddy, all done.” Tails said, and then he poked the front of his diaper and said, “Hehe squishy!”
“That’s a first.” Rosemary said. “Miles wet his diaper and didn’t cry at all?”
“That is strange.” Amadeus said. “Do you think he might be getting used to it?”
“Maybe.” Rosemary said as they continued driving towards Funk-E-Munk’s. “We should probably tell the doctor that Miles didn’t cry when he had an accident this time.”
“A good idea.” Amadeus said. “But right now, we should get this hungry little guy some food.”
“Right.” Rosemary said.
And so they continued driving towards Funk-E-Munk’s. When they finally arrived there, they parked their cars in the parking lot, and upon leaving their car they met up with Merlin, Amelia, Jaden, James, and Jarrod.
“Merlin!” Amadeus said. “You made it!”
“Yup, I sure did.” Merlin said. “And our lil super soaker peed his pants on the way here.”
“Due to overexcitement?” Amadeus said.
“Yeah.” Merlin said.
“Figures, the same thing happened to Miles.” Amadeus said.
“Really?” Merlin said.
“Yup.” Amadeus said. “But he didn’t cry this time.”
“That’s odd.” Merlin said.
“Yeah, it is.” Amadeus said. “I wonder what changed…”
“But let’s not focus on that right now,” Merlin said. “Let’s focus on getting these little guys changed and fed.”
“Right.” Amadeus said, and then the two dads and their wives and children went inside Funk-E-Munk’s together. They then went inside the restroom to change their sons’ wet diapers. Once Tails and Jaden were cleaned up and put into fresh diapers, they came back out.
“There, they’re all clean again.” Amadeus said.
“That’s great!” Jarrod said.
“Yep!” Merlin said, and then they took their seats.
As soon as they got their food, they began to eat it. While eating, a sound was heard that the parents wished wasn’t being heard at the moment. An all too familiar sound coming from two four-year-old tots in currently-yellowing pamps.
“Oh dear…” Rosemary said.
“Eeyup…” Amelia said. “They’re wetting their pants again.”
“Why don’t you take those two to a doctor, Mom and Dad?” Jarrod suggested.
“You’re right…” Amadeus said. “We probably should as soon as possible.”
“Indeed.” Rosemary said. “Peeing their pants back-to-back in a short span of time is not normal…”
“Eeyup…” Amelia agreed. “Those two need to see a doctor, stat!”
“Agreed.” Amadeus said. “But not right now, we should focus on having a good time.”
“After we get those two changed.” added Merlin.
“Right.” Amadeus said. And the two dads went to the restroom again to change the two 4-year-old tots into fresh diapers. Once there, they untaped their wet diapers, balled them up and threw them away, then wiped them clean with wipes, and then they got the new diapers, opened them up, applied the baby powder, and taped them on. “All clean again.”
“Yay!” The two boys cheered.
Soon, the whole group was finished eating, and they were all full. Then Tails and Jaden headed straight for the ballpit. They had a blast there playing with the balls inside.
“Wanna hit the cade, bro?” Jarrod said to James.
“Sure!” James said.
So the two boys went to the arcade to play some games. They played all sorts of arcade games, such as whack-a-mole, a few arcade basketball games, and all other sorts of games, winning tons of tickets.
“Wow, can you believe it bro?!” Jarrod said.
“Yeah!” James said. “We won tons of tickets!”
“Uh-huh.”
After having a good time having fun, it was soon time to go home, with Rosemary, Amadeus, Merlin, and Amelia all dreading what will happen next.
