9th May 1998
Three years after Sam & Dudley accomplished a big mission to take down a killer on the loose, they haven't had a single killer to take on since then. They are back on their mystery-solving duties...for now. Right now, they are on a mission to Italy. As Sam & Dudley begin roaming around the town, they are a cry from one of the locals.
???: Aiuto! Aiuto! (Help! Help!)
Sam: Dudley! I hear someone shouting.
Dudley: Huh? Who could that be?
Sam and Dudley walk over to where the shouting is coming from; it was coming from a pizzeria owned by a fox named Pepino. He is in a panic because someone stole a box of pizzas he had ready for someone to deliver.
Pepino: My a pizzas! It's a gone!
Dudley: Your pizzas? What happened? Where did they go?
Pepino: Someone a stole them!!
Sam: Oh, god.
Dudley: We have a thief on the loose.
Sam: Where did they go? Were there any clues?
Dudley: That's what I asked, Sam.
Pepino: I don't know. But I see a trail a pepperoni.
Sam: Our first clue!
Dudley: Is that what took your pizzas away?
Pepino: Just a follow the trail a pepperoni.
Dudley: We've followed a trail of powder before, but a trail of pepperoni should be a piece of cake!
Sam: We might be able to find the suspect that took it when we do. Come on, Dudley. Let's follow the trail.
Sam and Dudley proceed to start following the trail to look for the suspect. They followed it until they found another clue. They have found ripped cloth, perhaps coming from the thief's underwear.
Sam: Look over here! The suspect has left a ripped cloth right here.
Dudley: Cloth? Let me see.
Dudley approaches the ripped cloth, and just as he thought, it was a lady's underwear. As he's taking a good look at the piece of cloth, Dudley begins to feel frisky and starts sniffing the cloth with a sense of arousal on his face.
Dudley: Ooooo… yeah..
Sam: Uhhh… Dudley?
Dudley: You are one naughty thief… gimme some of that shit, girl.
Sam: (Punches Dudley's arm) Dammit, Dudley! This is no time for lollygagging! We gotta catch the thief!
Dudley: Oh! Right!
Sam: You are quite right about something, Dudley. Someone ripped their pants. (Snorts and chuckles)
Dudley: (Chuckles) Someone hot. Anyway, let's look for someone with ripped pants then. I think it's most likely a girl.
Sam and Dudley find a way to look for the suspect with ripped pants. Sam takes out some binoculars for Dudley to look around with, and Dudley starts to search for someone with ripped pants and the exact colour of the panties.
A minute has passed; Dudley has just found what he's looking for, a lady with ripped pants with her panties also partially ripped, looking the exact same colour as the one that was found by Dudley.
Dudley: Sam! I think I found it!
Sam: (Looks through the binoculars) And she's carrying pizza boxes!
Dudley: After her!
Sam and Dudley proceed to chase after the thief carrying pizza boxes, let alone having ripped pants, but the suspect is running away from those two.
Sam: Get back here, dammit!
Dudley: That pizza is not yours!
Sam: Get back here right now!
Thief: Never!!!
Dudley: Give back the pizza, you skank!
Thief: Make me!
Dudley: Don't pretend you're deaf, asshole!
A bit of chasing has passed, and the thief trips over a rock and ends up falling, and the pizza boxes fly out of her hands. Luckily, Sam caught the boxes pretty well.
Dudley: Woah! Good catch, Sam!
Sam: What can I say? Pizzas are… catchy. Hahaha.
Dudley: Hahaha. (Puts his foot on the thief's back and ties her wrists with a thick rope)
Thief: Get your hands off of me, you swine!
Sam: You're coming with us!
Dudley: You have some explaining to do, doll!
Meanwhile, Sam & Dudley head back to Pepino's Pizzeria after they have caught the thief and retrieved the pizza boxes. The thief has her hands tied together, unable to break free.
Sam: Sir! We caught the thief!
Pepino: You did?
Dudley: Yes, we did.
Sam: And your pizzas, too.
Pepino: Grazie!
Dudley: You're welcome.
Thief: (Snarls)
After all that, along came a customer… an angry customer. It was the same customer who ordered the pizza before it was stolen. She walks in by stomping her feet whilst walking to the front desk to give Pepino a piece of her mind.
Angry Customer: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 30 MINUTES FOR MY GOD DAMN PIZZA, AND IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR!! WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?!
Pepino: I'm a sorry, ma'am.
Angry Customer: Ma'am my ass!
Sam: Ma'am, we are detectives, and there's been a mishap. Someone stole your pizzas.
Dudley: And we got it back.
Angry Customer: Someone stole my pizzas?!
Dudley: Yes, and we humbly apologise for the inconvenience, and it won't happen again. Here's your pizza. (Hands the pizza boxes to the customer)
Angry Customer: (Looks in the boxes) Still melty, warm and cheesy. You just got lucky, Pepino.
Pepino: (Scratching his head, looking embarrassed)
Angry Customer: Thanks for getting my pizzas back, detectives. I owe you.
Dudley: Anything for you.
Angry Customer: I am so sorry I got angry at you.
Pepino: It's okay.
Dudley: Yeah, it took us less time to get it back from the suspect that stole it.
Angry Customer: Again, thank you guys. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta take my pizzas to my hungry family. (Walks out) Thanks!
Sam: Whew! Glad it worked out alright.
Dudley: You're telling me.
After the customer walked out the door with a problem solved, Pepino sighed of relief after Sam & Dudley talked things over. 2 hours later, at 8 o'clock in the evening, Pepino's Pizzeria is closing for the day after he served his delicious pizzas to the hungry customers. Once it was closed, Sam & Dudley walked into the pizzeria to talk to Pepino.
Dudley: How did your business go?
Pepino: It's a good!
Sam: Excellent! Did you make customers happy?
Pepino: Yes, I did.
Dudley: We did a good job.
Pepino: "We"?
Sam: Yeah, me and Dudley.
Pepino: Oh. Anyways, as a reward for some fantastico detectives, pizza!
Dudley: Mmmm!
Sam: Yum yum!
Pepino offers Sam & Dudley some pizza as a reward from all the chasing and suspect catching. Sam & Dudley were very thankful for all the hard work they had done to earn such a reward.
The next day arrives, and it's time to head back to Busytown. Pepino waved goodbye to the detectives, and they boarded the plane. After they landed in Busytown, Sam and Dudley get off the plane and find their car. Whilst Dudley was driving, Sam was thinking about what's coming next. Sam was thinking and was startled by a thought.
Sam: Ah!
Dudley: Sam? What's wrong?
Sam: I think we're forgetting something?
Dudley: What? Our luggage?
Sam: No.
Dudley: Spare clothes?
Sam: No.
Dudley: Equipment?
Sam: No!
Dudley: Then what the fuck are you forgetting?
Sam: Lindsay!
Dudley: What about her?
Sam: Her birthday tomorrow!
Dudley: Oh, shit! You're right!
True to Sam's word, Linsay Cox's birthday is on the 11th of May. So Sam & Dudley have to plan something special for their friend and supporter for her birthday.
Next chapter coming..
