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Enjoying wha' you're looking at? I guess so, because I'm the coolest kid in all the preschool. Other babies can't do poo about it. Seriously, all of you, are you even tryin'? Look at you, then back to me. Ain't the difference stunning? I'm just that cool. I come in da place, crinkling around, and babling stuff with mah French accent and I get all the kooties without even wanting to, while you get nothing but strange stares because the contrast is just so big you really feel uncool next to me.

I come in with my poofiest, coolest diapees and I give you my coolest stare, which is so cool it just freezes the pee in your pants and the drool on your chin - didn't your momma tell you how to wipe it anyway? That's something I do naturally in a cool, swift move. Instinct, man.

When I walk around I get all the caretaker attention and they know they better not mess with me, they know who they be dealin' with, and when they change me they know they better not fuck up, brah. Because mah reputation is too precious for you to even understand. If you give me your pacifier, I'll be your cool friend for a day, that's the best thing you could ever get, bro - and trust me that's kind of me because you don't know how it affects my reputation to stay with babies like you, crying all the day, with some kind of foul odor in the air and all - people ain't stupid tho, they know it ain't me just by looking at my face. Clearly nothin' wrong can come out of my cool dragon face, that's just how cool I look.

When I'm in da stroller, I make random blinks to hot chicks and they all come and praise my cuteness offer me bottles and stuff, while when they look at you they just feel sorry for you. Guess all babies aren't gifted like me.

Now if you excuse me I must go with my cool gang and all, because they feel lost without their leader. It's almost naptime and I can't afford to be seen with you anyway, brah. I'm a cool son of a bee.

... That's basically how cool baby grawlee is.

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