"It's been a while since we played Bayonetta, hasn't it?" Devon said.
"Sure" Cameron replied, "Do you need me to dust off the console?"
"Yeah, I think so."
***
"Wow, almost forgot how sexualised she is."
"It's the whole point of the game, babe."
"Still, there should be games for gay men, like us."
Just then Bayonetta was hit by Iustitia.
"Damn!"
Cameron found the small outburst Devon gave cute. Yeah, he was right, there wasn't a lot of games with men sexualised the same way as female characters. But for now, seeing his boyfriend win was all that matter to him right then.
****
"Oh come on!"
Jubilea's deaging vortex got Bayonetta again, and she couldn't dodge a missil. Luckily, there were still some lollypops to restore health. The second Devon got back on the field, he was more successful.
"Booya!"
Cameron snickered at Dev's exclamation, and kissed him on the cheek. The momentary distraction made him be deaged again.
"Babe!"
"Okay, sorry."
"Yeah, you'll be sorry when it's your turn on Bayoinetta 2!"
***
"So, I had a lot of fun" said Devon.
"So did I" Cameron retorted.
"Yeah, by cheering when I failed."
"Now that's a strong accusation."
Devon booped Cameron in the nose, and the two kissed. Then they started to take each other's clothes.
On the tv, Bayonetta gladly watched that manlove unfold.
