Late at night, I heard a strange commotion outside, so I wandered outside to the pasture with only a pitchfork to defend myself, only to find a mysterious circular vehicle floating above me! And as I stared at the strange object, it drenched me in a bright beam of light, causing the cowbell around my neck to glow in response! I heard two voices inside the vehicle, but I had no idea what they were saying; it's as if they were speaking an alien language!
I soon felt myself being lifted up by the UFO's tractor beam, but my attention was elsewhere, as my fingers began to morph into large hooves, bursting through my gloves! My crotch turned pink and plumped up, causing tears to form in my overalls, while a tufted tail broke through the seat of my pants, and hooves busted through my boots and socks! My belly grew in size, causing strain on my shirt's buttons, and two horns popped out from my hat, as my face pushed outward into a muzzle! I could only stare in shock, while the aliens in the UFO above me were equally perplexed by my increasing mass!
The tractor beam continued pulling me towards the UFO, even as my body increased in size and weight! My head and the horns atop it grew larger, pushing my straw hat askew. My back curved, shredding my shirt and causing several buttons to snap off and fall to the ground! A large udder broke free from the crotch of my overalls, and my hooves hardened, shredding what remained of my socks and gloves! At least one of the aliens were starting to show some hesitancy due to my larger size, but the other reassured him that the ship would still be able to hold me!
As I floated higher and higher, my changes grew to a close, and the glow from my cowbell began to fade. My hat fell to the ground, lying among scraps of my clothing and buttons from my shirt. Now a full-size Holstein, the shredded remains of my outfit clung to my back, the only sign that I was once human, save for a tuft of hair atop my head! I sweated profusely as I looked down towards the ground - this was way too high up, especially for a 1500-pound farm animal! Fortunately, for me, the tractor beam holding me up was slowly failing, and the aliens were quickly realizing that they weren't going to get me into their ship, because at this point, I was too large and too heavy to fit!
Finally realizing I was a lost cause, the aliens turned off their tractor beam and sped away from Earth to cut their losses. No longer held against my will, I fell to the ground, thankfully landing on all four hooves safely...but now stuck as a cow! I looked confusingly over my new body, still in disbelief about the entire encounter! At least I hadn't been captured and probed, but I was now in a foreign body, unable to speak, save for an unintellible moo! How the hell was I gonna get out of this one?
