Here's Murr just before the start of her junior year of college. Some fool bet her she couldn't finish two whole kegs. She's so tightly packed full she can barely breathe, and she's gonna need help to get up.
Although she's drunk, she's not as blitzed as you might think - she's put on so much weight with this beer scholarship and she's developed quite an alcohol tolerance.
Which is why she's excited Bitche's Brew* is switching her free beer from their standard lager to their new 16% ABV pastry stout.
She's not going to drink any less, but she's going to be a LOT drunker.
What she hasn't considered is that the new brew has about five times the calories of what she's been guzzling since she was nine.
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