During a camping trip in the Pacific Northwest, I decided to wake up early one morning and go fishing. And I was very successful, nabbing a big, delicious salmon in no time! But as I carried it back to the campsite, I found myself increasing in size! What the hell?!? I hadn't even eaten anything yet! I stared in shock as big bear paws, topped with sharp claws, burst from my boots and as my whole body was covered in fur, I got larger and larger, shredding my whole outfit! I turned my attention back to the salmon and fell on my big behind as my mind grew hazy...
I slowly began to forget the transformation as the smell of fresh salmon flowed through my big bear nose, my tongue hanging out of my mouth and drooling in response! Hopefully, I'd find my way out of this eventually...if I could even remember what happened, but first, it was time to enjoy a nice, juicy fish for breakfast!
Cray.awn!
