#0133 Eevee - Awww, it’s just so unbelievably fluffy! A nice smooth coat and one of the finest tails in the Pokémon world, it’s just one reason Eevee is among the most popular mons of all. Back in the day that fluffy tail and booty was my second favorite but even now it’s a top five. (5 1/2 pechas)
#0134 Vaporeon - Of all of Eevee’s evolutions, this form has the heaviest tail and zero fur. It’s smooth almost to the point of slippery. (5 pechas)
#0135 Jolteon - The only one of Eevee’s evolutions to not have a tail but its butt is well-defined by its fur patter. The fur only becomes sharp as it appears when in combat but it always has a tingle of electricity to it (5 pechas)
#0136 Flareon - The tail is extra fluffy now. It’s warm but not burning hot. (5 pechas)
#0196 Espeon - Among the most defined butts even on its official art. It has a slimmer tail and butt that makes it appear more catlike than other Eeveelutions. (5 pechas)
#0197 Umbreon - Surprisingly muscular (high defenses), and has the smoothest coat among the Eeveelutions. (5 pechas)
#0470 Leafeon - Its fur is similar to grass, including the ability to photosynthesize. The leafy tail is absurdly sharp so some care must be taken to handling it from behind. (5 pechas)
#0471 Glaceon - Smooth like Espeon but with a needle-fur defense mechanism like Jolteon. It can control its body heat so it’s only somewhat cold to touch. (5 pechas)
#0700 Sylveon - Literally evolved from love for its trainer, not just its behind but every part of it is meant to cause calmness. (5 pechas)