With High School Death Party dead and buried, it's time to make way for a REAL comic. Say hello to Squid Victorious, a vastly superior comic the likes of which would make Stan Lee turn in his grave (that's a good thing, right?) This is the kind of ground breaking content you can expect going forward...you can take that as a promise or a threat depending.
page 1:
"We join mild-mannered Victor Kraken in his job of door-to-door pig cleaning"
Victor Kraken: Good morning, sir of madam! May I interest you in some pig cleaning?
"When suddenly"
Victor Kraken: My God!
Victor Kraken: Sorry to postpone the pig cleaning sir of madam, but this looks like a job for-
SQUID VICTORIOUS!!~!
page 2:
"At that place."
Squid Victorious: Well...here I am...too bad I have no idea what I'm doing!
Death Jester: Ahh...so you've finally come Squid Victorious...
Squid Victorious: Yes! Wait...no. Maybe.
(I swear to God whoever says anything perverted about Squid Victorious' head in this panel will die)
Death Jester: Uh...yeah...well ignoring that; I've been waiting for you.
Squid Victorious: Oh gross! What is this? Some sort of gay thing? I didn't stumble into another gay bar, did I?
Death Jester: Oh shut up, you moron!
Squid Victorious: Pah -- Death Jester! I should have known!
Death Jester: I'll say, it's your first issue and I'm your arch nemesis! Sheesh!
Squid Victorious: What do you want Death Jester!? I'll beat you just like I did in Denmark!
Death Jester: Those were two separate ideas, but oh well. My plan is simple--You see Squid Victorious...I want you to die!
page 3:
Squid Victorious: *sigh* Death Jester...why ya gotta' do me like ya do-do-do?
Death Jester: BACK OFF!!! Don't think I've forgotten what you did to me!
Squid Victorious: Well that's funny, 'cuz I have!
Death Jester: Well I'd never forget...not after what happened...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Death Jester: Yes...just like that...
page 4:
Squid Victorious: Your outfit was different back then!
Death Jester: Not it wasn't!
Squid Victorious: ...look can we just fight now?
Death Jester: Oh by all means!
page 5:
Death Jester: Now Squid Victorious, face the awesome might of my kick-ass pose and backwards hand!
Squid Victorious: Hmm...his pose is indeed mighty, but not quite as mighty as my--DEADLY FLAMMABLE SQUIDS!!!
Death Jester: Foolish Squid Victorious! Your flammable squids cannot harm me
OH SNAP!!!
Death Jester: Curse you and your flammable squids, Squid Victorious! Prepare yourself for the wrath of my...
page 6:
Death Jester: WHIRLING FACES OF DOOOOM!!! Ooooh...I'm changing FACES~
Squid Victorious: ARGH!! NO! Faces...so...random...
Death Jester: Yes...cower before the might of my randomized faces!
Squid Victorious: Augh...no...must...fight it! Must...use...dreaded attack --
FLAMING ALBERTO CANON! FIRE!!!
page 7:
Death Jester: NOOOOO!!! Agh...no...curse you Squid Victorious...but your forget, follish symbol of squid-like authority! I know your only true weakness!
Squid Victorious: No...
Death Jester: Yes...now brace yourself for -- THE PEACOCK LAUNCHER! BUM! BUM!! BUUUM!!!
page 8:
Death Jester: Yes...I repeat phrases. Now...feel the pain you gave me. Take my love, my sorrow and all of my anger!! -- Yes! I've finally done it! Farewell, Squid Victorious!
"Is this the end of our squid-like hero? ...not likely!"
page 9:
Squid Victorious: Weight. Of. Peacocks...crushing body! Must. Keep. Describing pain...in. Sentence. Fragments!Must...reach...pocket. Only...hope! -- Ah-ha!
Death Jester: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now with Squid Victorious out of my metaphorical hair I'm free to do as I please! Watch TV in my underwear! Cook an egg on the sidewalk on a hot summer day! Fart at the dinner table -- WTF!?!
Squid Victorious: MAGICAL JELLO ATTACK~!!!
page 10:
"The horrifying display of violence conjured up by Squid Victorious' attack was far too gruesome to be shown. We now return you to the conclusion of Squid Victorious issue 1"
(hit so hard he was blown off the panel)
Squid Victorious: So Death Jester, now do you fear the Fury of the Squid?
Death Jester: Blast you, you nefarious cephalopod! This won't be the last you see of me! -- Got rot in a sack!
(conveniently placed window)
Death Jester: HAHA! I regret nothing!
page 11:
Well I suppose we'll me again, Death Jester. Just remember...
EVERY SQUID HAS IT'S DAY!!!
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01 Apr 2026 17:44 CEST
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