Chandra was mad and sad. All her students were getting destroyed by the Archaic and she didn't know what to do. Lots of lumarets fluttered about her, so she decided to eat one. Suddenly she was tripping bad, seeing shapes, smelling colors and listening to "This Is The Thanks I Get". On her dreams a lumaret with a fox head appeared to her:
"Chandra, everything you know is false. You must go to New York City!"
Chandra decided that was a good idea, so she let everyone else die.
She planeswalked to the mystical plane of New York, and was drawn to the swears. They reminded her of Golgari sewers except nothing alive was in them. Nissa would be upset, because she loved filthy places full of poopy water. There, a mysterious figured appeared:
"Chandra, at last you've arrived" said.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"who are you?" Chandra asked.
"I am your FARTHER!"
"No, that can't be true! My father is DEAD!"
"No, when you were young you were kindapped by two Indian people. Your real family is a line of mecha werefoxes, that were kept secret from the Multiverse."
And Chandra knew. The Naalars, those abusive pricks who neglected her and spat on her. That explained why she was white and they weren't! Now she had found her real family, and she and Splinter hugged. But there was a ruinous sound coming from the tunnels.
"My daugghter, you must hurry-"
"Or what?" said...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LEONARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I knew I smelled mecha fox BOOLD in here!" Michaelamngelo spouted venemously.
"We will rape you!" said Donatella.
Chandra got so mad she activated her fox mecha powers. Her arms became flame throwers with fox skulls on the ends and she aimed them at the ninja turtles. She pulverised them with white hot fire, burning their souls and making them have a contract with Valentino in hell.
Chandra was very proud of herself.
"I think I will change my name to Angelica Foxylene De Fora" she clapped her hands in approval.
She then went to the New York mall, buying all the fashions. She wore a yellow dress like the sunlight above Ukraine, red shoes like the blood of Ukraine's children and bought Nissa a man sweater like the icy cold waters of perdition.
To be continued?
