~Chang woke up groggily. The bed was empty besides himself.
"Yao?" he shouted.
"Coming" said a voice from the corridor.
Chang mumbled something to himself, then got out of bed and dressed himself. As he did Yao walked in, wearing nothing but a furry band around his waist, with a cartoon weasel on the crotch area.
"Lúnzǐ?" Chang said, perplexed.
"It's weasel day today!"
Yao was radiating something, his face somewhat stoic as always but with a subtle smirk. Chang thought everything was so dumb he burst into laughter, and Yao followed suit.
"Wǒ ài nǐ" Chang said.
"Wǒ ài nǐ" Yao replied.
And they kissed.
