12th, April 1995
Sam & Dudley are on a mission to Los Angeles, California to solve a mystery of what's been going on in a supermarket. Before Sam & Dudley could leave, Lindsay waved goodbye at the two and off she went.
Sam & Dudley has landed in Los Angeles and rented a car to drive around to get to places rather than on foot. Sam's phone started to ring, and it was a lady named "Grocer Brown Bag", she is panicking on the phone, because she got a problem in her grocery store. Sam reassured Grocer Brown Bag telling her that him and Dudley are on their way. Sam hangs up after he was done speaking and Dudley focuses on driving to the supermarket.
Sam & Dudley step out of their car and walks into the supermarket to find Grocer Brown Bag and greets themselves to her.
Dudley: Here we are, Sam & Dudley, the detectives!
Sam: (Pushes Dudley a notch) BIG detectives!
Grocer Brown Bag: Thank you so much for coming. Just look at my supermarket, food is disappearing from the shelves every day!
Dudley: Isn't that how it goes?
Grocer Brown Bag: Without being paid for! I can't figure out who is stealing all this food!
Dudley: (Looks at the entrance) Hmmm.. Grocer Brown Bag, is that the only way out?
Grocer Brown Bag: Yes. There is no other way.
Sam: Then the thief has to be one of your customers.
Grocer Brown Bag: Oh my god!
Dudley: Don't worry, Grocer Brown Bag, we'll catch the thief ASAP.
Sam & Dudley both head to an employee entrance to don a disguise, so it would fool the thief. Dudley has a great disguise to don, but for Sam, it's a sack of potatoes so people wouldn't think it's another guy.
Dudley: What do you think, Sam? Which disguise would be best?
Sam: A BIG disguise!
Dudley: No!
Dudley is putting on a dress and a lady's hat, and applies lipstick on himself, Sam puts on the sack of potatoes with eye holes so he can see what's going on. After the two get done donning their disguises, Dudley grabs a cart and puts Sam in it and starts walking around to search for the thief.
Dudley: Even our own mothers wouldn't recognize us.
Sam: Yours might, that's her dress.
Dudley: Shut the fuck up, Sam. My mom is still in New Jersey, and don't you talk shit about my mama, now just act like a normal everyday sack of potatoes.
Dudley starts pushing the cart with Sam in it to start the hunt for the thief, but he sees a giant stuffed bunny and starts admiring it.
Dudley: Awww! What a cute little bunny! Coochie coo! (Pinches the plush and stroking it) You little cutie pie!
Sam: (Quietly) That isn't a real bunny, Dudley. It's a doll.
Dudley: No shit.
Dudley walks away from the large stuffed bunny and goes back to searching for the thief.
Dudley: The thief has to be one of these shoppers, but which one is it?
Sam: Hmmm..
Dudley: Sam?
Sam: Yes, Dudley?
Dudley: I think I solved the mystery already.
Sam: Already?
The first suspect Dudley has found is a cheetah lady in a fruit hat. So he rushes to her.
Dudley: There's our thief!
Sam: Dudley, you better be sure before you-
Dudley: I've got you now, madam!
Cheetah Lady: What's the meaning of this?!
Dudley: You have been stealing fruit!
Sam: Pssst! Dudley! Hold it! I don't think-
Dudley: You may have thought you could fool me with your decorated hat, but I, Dudley the detective know these fruits are real!
Dudley takes the cheetah lady's hat and takes one of the fruits from the hat and starts eating to make sure it's real, but it turns out it's fake.
Dudley: (Spitting) Eeeuck! foam!
Cheetah Lady: Well, I never! Hmmph! (Takes her hat back and pushes Dudley)
Dudley: Wow, what a bitch.
Dudley ain't giving up just yet, he is still searching for the thief. The next suspect he found is a crocodile pushing a baby carriage.
Dudley: Sam! Our search is at an end! This time, I have spotted the real robber! It's that man over there! (Points to the crocodile) he's hiding stolen food in his baby carriage!
Sam: Gee, I wouldn't be too sure about that, Dudley.
Dudley thinks that he's stealing food and hiding it in his baby carriage, so he pursues the crocodile and bumps into the baby carriage to interrogate him.
Dudley: Don't move, sir! We've caught you!
Crocodile Man: Caught me? With what, punk?!
Dudley: With that stolen food in that baby carriage!
The man takes a peek into his baby carriage, but there wasn't anything stolen but a bunch of bawling babies in his carriage, which made him mad.
Crocodile Man: Just when I finally get my little babies to sleep, you have to come along and wake their asses up!
Dudley: I'm terribly sorry, sir.
Crocodile Man: A little "I'm sorry" ain't gonna cut it, idiot! (Punches Dudley in the face)
Dudley: Ouch..
Sam: You dumbass, I could've told you that man wasn't the robber.
Dudley: You could? How so?
Sam: Because I know who's doing the stealing!
Dudley: You do?
Sam: Hurry! To the check out counter and I'll show you!
Dudley: Who is it? Who?
Dudley starts rushing around to find the thief, but instead of going to the check out counter like Sam said, he sees a big hippo lady with some groceries in her cart. Dudley ends up bumping into her and crashes the cart, Sam flies out of the cart, and Dudley lands in a barrel of Pickles and the liquid splashes onto the lady and she starts screaming.
The lady stomps her feet walking in anger to where Dudley is at and scolds him for bumping into him.
Hippo Lady: Why don't you watch where you're going, you klutz?! Look what you did! You ruined my dress from all that liquid! (Slaps Dudley in the face)
Dudley: A thousand pardons, madam...
Dudley climbs out the barrel of pickles, but he didn't notice that Sam flew out of the cart from the crash and still has the sack of potatoes donned, so an actual thief starts to grab Sam and put him in the cart. So the thief goes to the check out counter with a mask on to disguise as a lady.
????: I couldn't find a thing I wanted today, so I don't think I'll buy anything, thank you.
Grocer Brown Bag: That's what she says every damn day!
Dudley: (Rushes the card in another aisle) Sam said "it isn't a bunny, it's a doll". He was right all along, and it was stuffed with stolen groceries.
The thief in a feminine disguise starts to walk out of the supermarket with the stuffed bunny in his cart, and Dudley yells at the thief to attempt to stop him.
Dudley! Stop, thief!
Before the thief could walk out the store, he starts to remove his disguise, and just to Dudley's surprise, it's a wanted thief named Shifty Fingers Wolf. Dudley begins to chase Shifty Fingers out of the supermarket running as fast as he can.
Dudley: Stop!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Hahaha! You'll never catch me!
Dudley: (Saying to himself) No time to look for Sam, I'll have to handle this on my own.
After Dudley finishes talking to himself, he is still chasing Shifty Fingers to attempt to catch him throughout a few blocks in the city.
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Hahaha!
Dudley: Your stealing days are over, Shifty Fingers!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Not if I get away!
Dudley: Give up, asshole! You don't get away!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Oh, yes hell I will! (Flips the bird at Dudley)
Shifty Fingers runs the cart by the Hollywood sign and Dudley is still chasing him.
Dudley: You're only one letter away from capture!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: And you're one letter from a big "O"!
Dudley: Or, a big leap!
Shifty Fingers accidentally knocked down one of the O's on the Hollywood sign, causing Dudley to take a big leap to another letter with an umbrella. Shifty Fingers is now back on the ground with Dudley still on his tail.
Dudley: I'm still here, asshole!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Give up, fat man!
Shifty Fingers Wolf rushes to his home, which is all old and broken as he is very poor. Dudley rushes in the door, but it was dark to see.
Dudley: I have you trapped!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Wrong! You're the one who's trapped! And I'm free to rob more supermarkets!
True to Shifty Fingers' word, Dudley is on a basket from a rope captured. Could it be that Shifty Fingers is gonna get away with his stealing days? Well, before Shifty Fingers could continue his stealing spree, he heard a noise coming from his cart with the bunny doll in it. He looked and he was shocked to see it moving, and jumps out the cart and starts making spooky noises causing Shifty Fingers to let go of the handle where the rope and basket is attached and drops Dudley from it.
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Holy shit.. my bunny doll.. it's haunted! AHHH!
Bunny Doll: Ooooooo!! Hahahahaha!!
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Oh god! Please no! Don't hurt me! Ahhh!
Dudley grabs a lasso from his cart belonging to Sam, twirls it and aims it at Shifty Fingers and catches him. The bunny doll starts opening, and it's the sack of potatoes Sam is still in, after it comes out, Sam takes off the sack of potatoes and reveals himself.
Shifty Fingers Wolf: Babies?!
Sam: Surprise, bitch!
Dudley: Sam! It's you!
Sam: Indeed! But how the hell did I get here?
Dudley: Your potato sack disguise was so good, Shifty Fingers stole you just like all these other things were stolen by him.
Sam: Boy, you must admit, Shifty Fingers was one clever thief, alright.
Dudley: Couldn't agree more, Sam. He's a clever rat bastard, but I am much sure WE are very clever detectives.
Sam: Yeah, sure.
Dudley shoves Shifty Fingers on the cart all tied up and pushes him back to the supermarket to announce that he and Sam caught the thief to Grocer Brown Bag. The police was called before Dudley took off and there are officers looking around for the thief. In the midst of the action going on, Sam & Dudley got back to the supermarket and announced that the thief was caught. The police officer handcuffs Shifty Fingers and shoves him in the police car and thanks Sam & Dudley for the deed. Even Grocer Brown Bag was very thankful for the two. She hugs the two tight and after a few days, it's time for Sam & Dudley to head back to their office outside of California.
Next chapter coming...
