Day 11: Hockey -------- The score is tied, 1-1. Blue catbirb is in possession of the stick and catches the puck. Blue catbird attempts to shoot at the goal! Blue catbirb shoots... then tumbles and falls flat on his face and his butt and gut are wobbling and vibrating very audibly for the entire arena to bear witness. We're so sorry, everybody. And a whistle has just been called for a rather embarrassing timeout. Someone get him a crane... and... maybe refuel what's left of his dignity, while y'all are at it...! 🫣
Poor Gallus, but at the same time... DAYUM, dude! Maybe we should rename this... "Booty'Olympie?" Just a thought.
NEXT EVENT: Ski Jumping -------- Author's Note: This was meant to be uploaded Tuesday the 17th.