Gonna write. Sometime I'll get something done. Here I go. Something, something, something. I'm here for you, my friend. I'm here in the world of nothing. I guess I can't get myself moving. I was riding my moped through the land of Oz. Down the yellow brick road. It's not a bad road, all things considered. I pass a scarecrow. Bro waves, but I keep going. I go on for a while through a grove of apple trees. There's a rusty statue of a tin man. I keep going. Into the dark forest. I spook a lion. It runs away but I keep going. The moped is motoring nicely. Gets good gas mileage. Bet I could make it all the way to Kansas. On and on through poppy fields before I get to a green city. The yellow brick road forks here, one way leading to the city and the other to somewhere beyond. So I take the fork and leave the city behind. Looks rather drab without the glasses anyway. Through the mountains and under the mountains the road winds. Past a castle with flying monkeys circling overhead. Some blue guys marching around and chanting. Looks like a quaint castle. Probably has a nice person in charge of it, judging by how well kept it is. But I still have gas in the tank, so I keep going. On and on. The road leads into a desert. Uncharted territory. Although someone must have charted it enough to make a road. Oz infrastructure budget must be insane. I go into the desert. The sand stings my face, so I tie a bandanna to cover my face and goggles to protect my eyes. The sun is hot, the wind is harsh, but the moped is still running fine. Perhaps it's a magic moped? It is ruby colored, after all. I go by a sign with a warning. "Beware the Wheelers!" Huh, sounds like a moped group. Might be cool guys. On I go. Nothing to see in the desert. Just sand. I happen across a woman hitchhiking. Seems like a nice lady. Doesn't have a head. Must have misplaced it. Unfortunately I don't have any room for another on my moped, so I wave to her as I pass. I don't think she noticed. I roll on, enjoying the ride and nothing more. I come to an ocean, and the yellow brick road turns to hug the coast. In the ocean I can see long loops of the serpents cresting the waves. Pretty looking animals. They appear to be eating the whales... also the sailing ships. Not sure why anyone would want to sail out there. Still, the view is nice if you ignore the blood. It starts to rain, but the moped keeps going. Unbothered by the weather. I start to wonder if I'm riding the moped, or if it's carrying me? Who is in charge here? Can I stop if I want to? But I suppose I don't want to. Still lots of gas in the tank. I pass a lighthouse. On top of the lighthouse is a large crystal, shining into the sea. Pretty. Probably valuable. That might explain the knights guarding it. I wave as I pass and they wave back. Only one of them threw a spear at me. It missed, so it's all good. Nice guys. I carry on down the yellow brick road. I'll get to the end eventually.
