Day 1:
My name is Dez, and this is my story:
I’m transported to this mysterious place, it looks sort of like a school. The people there were not-so-furry, I think they were “hoomans” or something, and there was a kid that was talking about some sort of “party”.
Where was everyone? Where was Mom? Kelta? Anyone?
It seemed to get the other creatures’ attention, and one kid was at the table with a diary, he was writing in it. Maybe he wants to go to the party?
Day 2:
Okay, maybe not, but I found out this mystery guy’s name.
His name was Greg Heffley. Quite amusing, isn’t it?
I sat in one of the desks, but Greg saw the room was empty, and I did too.
Nevermind about that, the kids were at this mystery man’s lunch table. I think this man was spreading rumors about famous people or something.
Anyways, Greg and the fat kid that was apparently his friend watched the guy go to his house, and put on something…weird. I think it involved yogurt.
Day 3:
I saw Greg talk to this kid with the glasses.
Nevermind that, The fat kid told me and Greg that Albert (yes, that’s the guy’s name) was having a HUGE party. He was inviting the GIRLS.
I think Albert was using the guy with the best hairstyle as a girl magnet.
After that, me, Rowley (the fat kid’s name), and Greg went to the party, and my gosh it was out of control.
Of course, Greg was going to this blonde-hair girl. I think her name was Holly Hills or something?
Holly Hills said that Greg looked like “Fregley”, I think that was weird. Then a big guy showed up and ruined everything, and then a fight happened.
Day 4:
I saw Albert talk to people I have never met in my life, of course Albert later got to his desk and pulled out some magazine that I don’t think would fit Albert’s age.
Of course he showed Holly the pictures.
Later on, I found out the big guy got a car for some strange reason, and Greg threw something at the window, and it broke.
Anyways, later on, Greg and Rowley discovered some DVDs which had some sort of cryptic message on them, but they found out it was also weird stuff in them.
Then things got REALLY weird, there were some mysterious lists Albert had, and I guess the small guy was staring through the window.
Okay, I might stop here because this IS getting very weird.
Day 5:
Okay I’m back.
This guy with the afro and glasses was talking to Albert, some girl is talking to the small guy, and of course Rowley and Greg were wearing wigs to disguise themselves.
Of course some girls were there but they didn’t seem interested in Albert’s “peculiar choices”, and it turned into an Albert-Roasting session.
Some guys were carrying yogurt, and I saw a kid that had little ponytails. Of course Greg walked down to her and gave her a scoop of yogurt. And guess what? she accepted it! Or at least kind of.
Day 6:
Me, Greg, Rowley, and Holly walked into Albert’s room, and surprisingly the room was a total mess.
We went into Albert’s basement and saw the weirdest thing we can ever imagine. Okay, it was weird, I am NOT going into detail.
Also, Holly asked if they know how barbaric they were acting, but one of the kids said “I LOVE YOGURT!” and some fight happened.
To make a long story short, they called the cops after that and Albert was arrested.
