DM Twentie: After defeating the magical guards, you discovered a hidden passage to the area marked on the map as "Treasury". The spacious room appears rich and secure. The walls are covered with tapestries depicting the Dark Lord's victories. At the opposite end, an intricately decorated heavy chest can be seen, likely containing a treasure. A thick layer of dust...
Coke The Adventurer: Oh ho ho, finally! I'm so opening this chest!
DM Twentie: Please, make a perception roll
Coke The Adventurer: Oh for fucks sake, Twentie. It's 3?
DM Twentie: You didn't notice that the chest turned out to be a Mimic, lurking in ambush. It grabs you with its tongue and lifts you with ease! Suspended in the air, you try to free yourself, but all you can manage is to expose your cute butt, attracting the attention of the rest of the party.
Coke The Adventurer: So unfair, Twentie, so unfair!
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