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Mitri has been demanding his papa buy him the new brand of big kids pullups for WEEKS you guys. You know what that kind of cruel treatment does to a poor boy? It forces him to revolt. Resolute, knowing the gravity of his cause, Mitri took action, and began deliberately wetting the bed until papa was left with no other option than to finally buy the boy his own box of pullups.
Obviously he had to celebrate with all 26 of his followers, who quickly jumped to the 4 (maybe 5?) digits after he showed them off for them! Clearly users online recognized just how brave and awesome Mitri was to take such a bold stand against tyrrany. While Island and Imp were over for a sleepover, he couldn't help showing off all of his success. Perhaps this is the start of a new collaborative series?