17th, February 2033
Mr. Notefellow, former substitute teacher, now a registered child sex offender had been incarcerated and given 25 years to life in prison for child endangerment, possession of child pornography, attempting to groom a child, tampering with the school system, and attempted rape. At least the gang got rid of one problem, a teacher who turned out to be a pedophile, but that wasn't good enough, they still have two problems to deal with. Cucumber & Pickles were invited to the streets by Fabio, and Chase won't leave Sierra alone.
Cucumber & Pickles drive to the street where Fabio is, and they step out of the vehicle. Cucumber & Pickles look around to see if Fabio is around, but he was nowhere to be seen.
Cucumber: Fabio?
Pickles: Fabio? Where are you?
Cucumber: Show yourself!
Pickles: We're here!
Cucumber: (Walks away with Pickles) What is this? Some kind of sick joke?!
Pickles: Beats me.
Fabio sneaks behind Cucumber & Pickles and hits them in the noggin with a wooden bat to knock them out, and decides to tie them up, throw them in his van and drive off to the woods. Fabio unbeknownst dropped his baseball bat and leaves it behind after he drove off.
Vinegar comes in the house looking for Sierra, but she wasn't in the living room nor the kitchen, so he looks in the master bedroom for her, he looks in the closet and finds Sierra hiding in the closet. Vinegar wondered what she was doing in the closet.
Vinegar: Sierra? Sweetie? What are you doing in the closet?
Sierra: My dad is gonna be here any second! Lock the front door!
Vinegar: You didn't tell me that-
Sierra: Lock the fucking door!
Vinegar: On it! (Runs to the front door, locks the front door, runs back to Sierra)
Sierra: Did you lock it?
Vinegar: Sure did.
A few seconds later, Chase is approaching Vinegar's house and loudly bangs on the door.
Sierra: Oh my god! It's him!
Vinegar: Shhh!
Chase: Sierra!!
Vinegar: Just stay quiet, maybe he'll go away.
Sierra: He won't go!
Chase: (Pounding on the door) I'm not leaving until your stupid ass opens the door!
Sierra: Told you!
Chase: (Pounding on the door more) You dare lock your father out your inbred hillbilly husband's house?! Fuck no! Not on my watch! (Pounding on the door) Open the god damn door!!
Sierra: (Shaking in fear)
Chase: (Pounding on the door harder) OPEN. THE. DOOR!! NOW!!
Vinegar: (Gets close to Sierra protecting her)
Chase: (Pounding on the door again) LET ME IN THE HOUSE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!! LET ME THE FUCK IN!! (Jiggling the door knob and pounding on the door)
Vinegar: Shhh..
Sierra: (Keeping her mouth shut)
After minutes of silence, Chase finally gives up and decides to walk away from Vinegar's house.
Chase: Stupid, spoiled little bitch who refused to open the door for her father. Ain't no way she shot out of Jennifer's vagina. Hmmph! (Walks away)
Vinegar: (Looks out the window)
Sierra: (Quietly) Is he leaving?
Vinegar: Yes, but we have to wait a few minutes before we get out of here.
After Chase walks a few miles away from Vinegar's house, Vinegar and Sierra get in the car to drive to where Orville lives. Vinegar knocks on Orville's door, Orville answers it, but he just got out the shower and has his tower wrapped around his waist.
Orville: Sierra? Vinegar? What are you doing here?
Sierra: Orville, dad won't leave me alone.
Orville: Still?
Sierra: Yes, still!
Vinegar: And we don't know what to do to keep him out.
Orville: What are you here for? (Accidentally drops the towel from his waist showing his privates) Oops!
Sierra: (Covers her eyes)
Vinegar: Augh god! (Covers his eyes) Put some clothes on!
Orville: Sorry about that. (Tightens the towel) As I was saying, what are you here for?
Vinegar: We might need your help.
Sierra: Please! We gotta stop dad from harassing me! You and Jin are my only hope!
Orville: You.. you really mean it?
Vinegar: You bet your ass she means it! There's no big brother like you. You care about your little sister, don't you?
Orville: Why, yes, I do! I love her and care about her.. and it's my job to protect her!
Vinegar: After you get dressed, we'll find Jin. Sound like a plan, man?
Orville: It sounds like a plan, wait here. (Closes the door, dries off and gets dressed)
Vinegar: What are we waiting for? Hop in the car.
Sierra: But I don't know where Jin lives.
Orville: But I do. (Pulls up his cellphone, goes to the Maps app and searches for Jin's address and activates the GPS mode) Alright guys, the GPS will guide you to where Jin lives.
Vinegar: Gotcha.
After Vinegar obeyed the GPS turns, they found Jin's house, and they step out the car. Sierra walks up the stairs with Vinegar & Orville behind her and knocks on Jin's door. After a few knocks, Jin replied in a dismissive way.
Jin: Go away!
Sierra: (Knocking)
Jin: Eat shit!
Sierra: Jin! It's me!
Jin: Sierra..? (Eats the rest of her chips, gets up from the crummy couch and walks to the door) Sierra? Orville and.. Vinegar..?
Orville: Jin, we need your help.
Jin: Who needs my help? I'm just some lazy fat fuck who sits on the couch eating chips!
Vinegar: Says who?
Jin: My dad.
Vinegar: That's his problem. Don't listen to your father, he's just making up horseshit.
Orville: And what's wrong with being overweight?
Jin: I don't know.
Orville: Exactly. There's stars out in the world who are big, like Crystal Honeyfero, you know her?
Jin: I think so.
Orville: See? She's a big lady.
Vinegar: And when she starts singing, she blows people's minds! Even my cousin Pickles along with his wife Cucumber went to her concert and saw the show!
Jin: Oh, wow.
Sierra: Then again, there's nothing wrong with being overweight, you're my older sister, and your duty is to protect me!
Orville: And my duty, too.
Vinegar: So, will you help us?
Jin: (Thinks) Okay.
Vinegar: Can we come in and devise our plan?
Jin: Sure, but be careful, there's stuff everywhere.
Sierra, Orville and Vinegar come inside Jin's apartment so they can discuss the plans to get Chase to leave Sierra alone. Vinegar ends up stepping on a slice of pizza lying on the ground leaving him disgusted.
Vinegar: Eugh!
Jin: I warned you!
Orville: Is it me, or does this place smell like old potato wedges?
Jin: Sorry..
Orville: It's fine, it's fine. Let's cut the crap and talk about the plans.
Vinegar, Sierra and Orville sit down at the table with Jin to discuss about the plans after Vinegar pushes all the piles of garbage off the table so he can make the plans on the table.
Jin: So, who wants to speak?
Vinegar: I have it all.
Orville: Show us what you got, Vinegar!
Vinegar: Alright, (Clears throat) well, we gather a photo of Chase, and we file an abuse report on him, gather as much information as we can, and send it to the authorities.
Sierra: But, we can't get the information! It's with Chase!
Orville: Don't fret, I stole his wallet! (Places it on the table)
Jin grabs the wallet and shakes it upside down to see if there's any money coming out it, but there's nothing but dust bunnies and pieces of hair.
Vinegar: I know he's a broke bastard.
Orville: Yeah, no wonder mom divorced his sorry ass.
Sierra: Do you still talk to mom, Orville?
Orville: Well.. Jin talks to her more than me.
Sierra: Jin? How's mom doing?
Jin: She's doing okay, she's in rehab.
Sierra: Rehab?? Since when??
Jin: After she deleted your number.
Sierra: I just hope she's okay.
Jin: Don't worry, Sierra, mom will be fine.
Sierra: Oh, good.
Jin: Now.. let's see what we got in here.. (Starts digging through Chase's wallet)
As Jin starts digging through Jin's wallet, she found a photo from 1987 of Chase and Jennifer together with Jennifer pregnant with Orville, and Jin looks at Chase's ID card at looks at the information, and it contains:
DOB: 6th, June 1964
Name: Chase Beauford Golding
Sex: Male
Exp: 9th, November 2033
Jin: This says his ID card is set to expire on November of this year.
Orville: And.. that photo.. that's mom when she was pregnant with me.
Vinegar: Wow.. what a big belly she has!
Orville: (Chuckles) Yeah.
Sierra: Okay, now we got dad's information, and we should file a claim.
Vinegar: How?
Jin: On my laptop.
Jin pulls out her laptop, places it on the table in spite of the crumbs all over, goes to the site where she can file an abuse claim and copies the information from Chase's ID card and sends it to the people. It's sent and it'll take time for the authorities to receive the claim.
Jin: It's sent.
Sierra: How long is it gonna take?
Jin: It takes time.
Sierra: Oh god! I'm fucked!
Vinegar: Calm down, sweetie pie. We'll protect you. (Kisses her cheek)
Orville: But for now, let's hide here for a bit.
Sierra: Good idea, big brother.
As Sierra, Orville, Vinegar & Jin are hiding in Jin's apartment, Orville locks the door, shuts the windows and hide in the bathroom leaving Vinegar disgusted.
Vinegar: Ughh!! Gross!
Jin: Sorry about all the mold..
Orville: Let's stay calm.
The first place Chase went to is Orville's place. He knocks on the door loudly and yells.
Chase: Orville! Orville Bentley Golding!! Open the door!
(No answer)
Chase: (Pounding on the door) Orville!! Open the god damn door, you little fairy!! I'm not playing around with you! Get your fruity ass out here!! Where the fuck is Sierra?!
(No answer)
Chase: (Pounding on the door) OPEN THE DOOR NOW!! COME OUT AND FACE YOUR FATHER LIKE A MAN!!
(No answer)
Chase: ORVILLE BENTLEY FUCKING GOLDING!! QUIT JERKING OFF TO GAY PORN AND GET YOUR ASS TO THE DOOR NOW!!
(No answer)
Chase: You know what?! I give up! I'm gonna see what your sister Jin is up to! Go fuck yourself!
Chase walks away from Orville's place and is about to walk to Jin's house, but it seems that Jin's apartment is too far from him, so he thinks of a plan to get there faster without going on foot. He sees a teenager riding a bike, walks over to the bike.
Chase: Nice bike, kid.
Kid: Thanks, mister! I got it for Christmas!
Chase: So? (Pushes the kid off the bike and steals it)
Kid: Ow! Hey! That's my bike!
Chase: Not anymore it's not! I need to see my daughter! (Rides off leaving the kid on the ground)
Chase starts pedaling on the bike he stole from a teenager to Jin's apartment. Believe it or not, he made it to Jin's apartment, and starts walking up the stairs to her door.
Chase: Ughh.. these stairs.. bet that fat bitch can't walk out the house in these stairs.
Chase made it up the stairs after a slow time due to his prosthetic on his leg and starts banging on Jin's door. Sierra, Orville, Vinegar & Jin were startled by the loud knocking on the door and did their best to keep quiet.
Chase: JIN!! JIN!! OPEN THE DOOR, YOU LAZY, FAT BITCH!!
Sierra: Keep quiet.
Chase: (Pounding on the door) I'm not going anywhere until your fat ass opens this door!!
Jin: Let me handle this..
Vinegar: (Quietly) What are you doing?!
Jin: Just watch.
Jin gets up from the chair and walks to the front door without opening it and starts to talk Chase down.
Jin: Go away, dad!
Chase: Bitch, you don't tell your father to go away! Open the door!
Jin: Eat shit, asshole!
Chase: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
Jin: You heard me, asswipe.
Chase: (Pounding on the door) OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR SO I CAN KICK YOUR FAT ASS!!
Jin: Get off my property, dad! You have no business here!!
Chase: I am your father, and it is my business!! Where the fuck is Orville and Sierra?!
Jin: Why do you want to know?!
Chase: I wanna give those shits a piece of my mind!
Jin: They're... out of town! Way out of town!
Chase: Out of town?!
Jin: Yes!
Chase: When they get back, I'm gonna kick their asses!
Jin: (Turns her head to Orville, Vinegar & Sierra telling them to hide)
Chase: Just open the god damn door before I beat your ass!
Jin: Fine! Make it quick! (Opens the door, lets Chase in)
Chase: Nice place you got there, Jin... not.
Jin: Yeah? So?
Chase: Not only it's a place, it's a fucking pigsty!
Jin: I'm sorry..
Chase: Sorry ain't doing shit! Look! You got fucking pizzas everywhere, soda cans, burger containers, and spaghetti all over the fucking walls! Your ass never bothers to clean up the damn place and it's making me sick!
Jin: Better than no place!
Chase: (Picks up a slice of pizza from the ground) What's this?!
Jin: Uhhh..
Chase: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Jin: I-I-It's pizza!
Chase: Exactly! Uneaten slice of pizza! Eat it!
Jin: No! I'm not eating that! It came off from the floor!
Chase: (Shoves pizza in Jin's face) EAT IT, YOU FAT FUCKING COW!
Jin: Dad! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Chase: Eat that pizza, you fat slob!!
Jin: I'm not eating pizza from the ground, you sick bastard!
Chase: Sick bastard, huh?! Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black! You're the sick one for leaving this mess in your fucking apartment! I'll bet your bathroom is even worse! I'll go see.
Jin: Dad! No! Don't look in the bathroom!
Chase: What?! Think I'm afraid of shit all over the walls?!
Jin: Dad! No!
Chase: (Opens the door) Dear god! Look how filthy your bathroom is! (Gags and spits on Jin)
Jin: Ewwww!!
Chase: (Mocking Jin's voice) Ewwww!! That describes this place! Clean it up!
Jin: Mind your business!
Chase: (Sees the three) AHA! THERE'S ORVILLE AND SIERRA ALONG WITH THAT STINKING HILLBILLY!!
Vinegar, Sierra & Orville: (Screams)
Chase: Jin Golding!! You lying fat fuck! Sierra and Orville are not outta town!! You're just hiding them from me!
Jin: Because they don't want your grubby ass to touch my siblings, along with my brother in law!
Chase: Touch?! The fuck are you talking about?!
Jin: I have had it with your abuse, dad! Orville and I moved away because of YOU! Sierra moved from Utah to Busytown because of YOU! No child of yours wants to spend time with a lame, abusive, inbred, drunk cripple!
Chase: Say that again! Say it to my face!!
Jin: Drunk cripple!
Chase: (Pushes Jin to the ground)
Jin: Owwww!!
Orville: Jin!!
Chase: Back off, Orville! I'm trying to have a heart to heart with your sister!
Orville: Heart to heart my ass! You pushed her down to the ground!
Chase: So?! I pushed her fat ass down so she can scarf up the food on the ground!
Orville: Why, you fat shaming, gay shaming bastard!!
Jin: (Gets up) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
Chase: Nah..
Jin: (Her and Orville get Chase up off the ground, throws him down the stairs)
Chase: AUUUGHHH!! Owwww!! Jin! That hurt like a motherfucker!!
Jin: Good! Now you know what it's like being abused!
Chase: Thanks to your fat greasy ass, I can't get up!
Jin: GOOD!! You deserve it! You deserve to lose your leg!
Jin, Orville, Sierra & Vinegar walk down the stairs away from Chase and he's struggling to get up from the ground due to his prosthetic falling off his leg and struggling to put it back on his amputated leg. They four all hop in the car and drive away.
Chase: Where the hell do you think you shits are going?!
Vinegar: To pick up my daughter from school!!
Chase: Oh, that retched little bitch?!
Vinegar: (Slams the car door, turns it on and runs over Chase's prosthetic)
Chase: What the- WHAT?! I NEEDED THAT!! COME BACK HERE!!
Vinegar is driving to the elementary school where Vicki, Cory and Patricia are. Luckily, it's about time that school gets out. Cory and Patricia are walking out the school to wait for someone to pick them up. They thought it was Cucumber & Pickles, but it was Vinegar's car. Vinegar's cell phone starts to ring, and it was Pickles calling him, it seems that him and Cucumber are in trouble.
Vinegar: Yello?
Pickles: (Quietly in panic) Vin! Help! You got to help us! Me and Cucumber are in trouble!
Vinegar: Woah woah woah woah! Slow down! Where are you?
Pickles: (Quietly in panic) I don't know! I'm scared shitless! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die with two children alive! Help! Please!
Vinegar: You're not answering the damn question, cousin! Where are you?
Pickles: (Looks around) We're in an old castle!
Vinegar: An old castle? Piece of fucking cake! It's the only castle in Busytown! I heard some grumpy old man liked going there for picnics back in the days.
Pickles: I gotta go! Find us at that old castle, for god's sake! (Hangs up)
Vinegar: Guys, there's something wrong.
Sierra: What happened?
Vinegar: Cucumber & Pickles are in trouble.
Sierra: Trouble?!
Vinegar: I think they're kidnapped by some maniac in some old castle.
Sierra: Oh god, no!!
Vinegar: Don't despair, baby, we'll find them. We'll find them alive.
Sierra: Who did this to them?
Vinegar: I don't know, but we gotta pick Vicki up.
Sierra: There she comes!
Vinegar: In the back please!
Vicki: (She opens the car door and sees Orville & Jin) Hi, uncle Orville!
Orville: Hey there, Vicki! How was school?
Vicki: Good.
Jin: I saved you a seat.
Orville: Over here, Vicki.
Vicki: (Gets in the car) Whew.. something smells like greasy food.
Jin: Sorry.
Vinegar: Where's Cory and Patricia?
Vicki: Zucchini picked them up.
Vinegar: Oh, but I don't have Zucchini's number.
Vicki: Have you called Cucumber?
Vinegar: No, but Pickles called me, and I regret to inform that, they're in trouble.
Vicki: Trouble??
Vinegar: They're held captive in an old castle.
Vicki: Oh no! We gotta worn Cory and Patricia!
Vinegar: Bad idea, honey.
Sierra: You're right, they don't wanna know that they are kidnapped.
Vinegar and his family all drive to his house, locks the door and windows for safety in case Chase comes back and they all head inside.
At Zucchini and Monty's house, Zucchini got a voice message from Cucumber on her cellphone, and it was urgent. Zucchini plays it to hear the message as she would think it's important.
Cucumber: Zucchini! Zucchini! I've been kidnapped! Me and Pickles are in trouble! We're in an old castle! Help us! Fabio just kidnapped us and trapped us there! Find us! Please!
Zucchini felt anxious and worried after hearing that message. She then tells Monty that Cucumber & Pickles are in trouble, leaving him shocked.
Zucchini: Monty!! Cucumber & Pickles are in trouble!!
Monty: Trouble?!
Zucchini: They've been kidnapped and held into an old castle!
Monty: What old castle?
Zucchini: I don't know! I hope it's not far!
Monty: Same, baby.
Cory: Aunt Zuke! What's going on?
Zucchini: Your mommy and daddy are in trouble! We got to find them!
Patricia: Oh no! Mommy and daddy are in trouble! We need to save them!
Monty: Let's go find them!
Zucchini: Cory, Patricia, let's get in the car.
Cory: Okay, Aunt Zuke.
Zucchini, Monty, Cory & Patricia all get in Zucchini's car and drives around to find the old castle where Cucumber & Pickles are kept in, but they struggle slightly, because they haven't lived in Busytown as long as Cucumber & Pickles had been.
At the old castle, Fabio comes back to Cucumber & Pickles looking devious like he's ready to torture them.
Fabio: Well, looks like the operation is ready!
Cucumber: What operation?
Fabio: To complete my homemade yoga mats! (Pulls out a knife)
Cucumber: NOO!! NOO!!
Fabio: Hold still, Cucumber. This will only hurt for a second.
Pickles: You get your hands on my wife! (Kicks Fabio's arm and the knife falls off his hand)
Fabio: Owwww!! How dare you?!
Cucumber: Let us go!!
Fabio: No thanks.
Pickles: NOW!!
Fabio: (Shakes his head no)
Vinegar and his family are already at the old castle where Cucumber & Pickles are. They all get out the car and starts searching where they are.
Sierra: Cucumber!
Vinegar: Cousin?
Orville: Pickles!
Jin: Where are you?
Sierra: Shepherd??
Vicki: Where are you??
As Cucumber & Pickles were tied to the wall, they start to hear voices calling their names, they recognised it well, it was Vinegar and his family's voices.
Cucumber: Sierra..?
Pickles: Vinegar..?
Cucumber: GUYS!! OVER HERE!! HELP US!!
Fabio: What the?!
Vinegar and his family go to where Cucumber is hollering so he can rescue them. Orville grabs a sauce pan and hits Fabio in the head with it and knocks him out. Sierra runs to Cucumber and unties her, and after Cucumber is untied, she unties Pickles and he thanks her.
Pickles: Oh, thank you, Cucumber.
Cucumber: Anything for my co-lead. (Kisses Pickles in the lips)
Pickles: (Kisses Cucumber in the lips as well)
Cucumber: Now, let's get out of here.
Sierra: Yeah, all of us.
Cucumber: All of- Orville? Vicki? Jin?
Orville: Good to see you, Cucumber.
Cucumber: What are you and Jin doing here?
Vinegar: Well, we were riding from Chase, and we recruited Orville and Jin to protect my sweet Sierra.
Cucumber: How nice of you, Vin. But where is Chase now?
Jin: I pushed him down the stairs at my apartment, and he might be on the ground still over Vinegar ran over his prosthetic.
Orville: That was some funny shit right there, hehehe.
Sierra: What if he gets back up?
Pickles: Sierra, it's gonna be okay, we got your back.
Cucumber: Yeah, your childhood heroes got your back.
Sierra: I love you, Cucumber, and you're alright, Shepherd.
Pickles: Thanks. Now let's get out of here.
As the gang is about the leave the castle, Cucumber steals Fabio's wallet with all the money they paid for the yoga sessions they had in the past months or so and they leave the castle. As they walked out the castle, they see Zucchini, Monty, Cory & Patricia.
Zucchini: Cucumber!
Cucumber: Zucchini?
Cory: Mom!
(Cory and Patricia hug Cucumber & Pickles)
Pickles: Kids! (Hugs them back)
Vicki: Cory and Patricia! Good news! Your parents are okay!
Cory: I can see that.
Vicki: Can we go now?
Fabio: (From behind) Not so fast!
Cucumber, Pickles & Vinegar: Fuck..
Pickles: Zucchini, keep Cory, Patricia & Vicki safe, we'll handle this.
Zucchini: But, Pickles..
Pickles: Just do it!
Cory: Mom! Dad! No!
Cucumber: We're gonna be alright kids, I love you, and go with aunt Zuke, okay?
Patricia: I love you too, mom..
Cory: And you too, dad.. (Sniff)
Pickles: We're gonna be AOK.
(Cory and Patricia hug Cucumber & Pickles with tears running down their eyes)
Cucumber: We'll be back, kids.
Fabio: (Claps) Finally, you got rid of those brats!
Cucumber: They are not brats! They're my kids!
Fabio: Now, time for a session.
Pickles: Never!
Fabio: Never?! Well.. (Grabs Cucumber and throws her to the ground and knocks her out)
Pickles: HONEY!!
Fabio: This is the last straw!! (Grabs Pickles and throws him down to the ground too)
Pickles: Owww! (Passes out)
Fabio: Now.. only one remains. The orange uniform cat will be next on my list. Soon after this, all three so-called photographers will die and I will be able to get free yoga mats from their flesh! This will be history! Hahaha!
In the middle of Vinegar driving, him and his family are driving in a roadside cliff to try and find safety. Chase is still at Jin's apartment and crawls to find something to improvise after his prosthetic got ran over and damaged beyond repair. He found a wooden baseball bat lying on the neighbour's ground, picks it up and puts it on his leg. He was also carrying duct tape so he can tape the baseball bat on his amputated leg and start walking again. After he did that, he's now standing up and pursuing the Goldings.
To be continued..
