Erasmus the Archaeopteryx instantiated presence
Amid hyper-decorative spatial opalescence.
Velour-draped luxuriance and florid illumination
Converged in ornamental, deliberate presentation.
An usher of starch-stiffened, protocol precision
Facilitated conveyance toward seated provision.
A servitor of gastronomic designation
Solicited requests with embellished intonation.
Erasmus said, "My requisition now proceeds.
Misapprehension shall propagate misdeeds.
Receive my diction with interpretive austerity.
Deviation invites nutritional disparity."
Commence with a suspension of hydrolyzed leguminous reduction,
Emulsified inside a trivalent aromatic abstraction.
Conclude with uncooked fibrous medley of photosynthetic clade,
Augmented by vinaigrette stratified through centrifugal blade.
An article of perceived alimentary designation
Arrived with perfunctory, orthogonal dedication,
A gesture containing both finality and doubt,
Implying conformance yet omitting it throughout.
Erasmus said, "This configuration is erroneous.
Its divergence, categorically onerous.
Receive my diction with interpretive austerity.
Deviation invites nutritional disparity."
Commence with a suspension of hydrolyzed leguminous reduction,
Emulsified inside a trivalent aromatic abstraction.
Conclude with uncooked fibrous medley of photosynthetic clade,
Augmented by vinaigrette stratified through centrifugal blade.
Another arrangement, misguided and opaque,
Arrived with ceremonious, syntactic mistake.
He condemned their misprocess of the verbal decree,
A mandate articulated with crystalline esprit.
He departed in disgust of such egregious incompetence,
Vanquished by capriciousness of epistemological malevolence.
